Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
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Aelaena
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..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool
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maupa
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Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)
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maupa
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Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)
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Godless25
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thats crap, what u should do is leave the shit job that makes u pay for breaks...anyone whos worked in a liquor store will tell you the company replaces those for FREE...ask the cunt why you had to pay for them
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Aelaena
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..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool
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chyeahbro
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lmao so since when is three cases of beer two months worth of wages
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kltg
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when those three cases of beer are in fact three cases of fancy vodka
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agentx52
| 13
Grey Goose is like...$60? I think around there.
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MrScholl
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And there's around 6-8 bottles in a case
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DaMirrorLink
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dumbass
she'd be more impressed if you worked smarter and did one case at a time
again
dumbass
she'd be more impressed if you worked smarter and did one case at a time
again
dumbass
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redbluegreen
| 40
YDI
Showing off gets you nowhere, and usually makes you look like an idiot.
Showing off gets you nowhere, and usually makes you look like an idiot.
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gingermonster16
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What made you think that would be impressive?
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LostAndNotFound
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get a better job that's not at a liquor store.
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judgeymcjudge
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If I could click YDI more than once, I totally would XD
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ezebreeze
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Wow! Lift some weights? Fyl! Ydi! Most of these are ydi , but get a better job.
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chamber_fml
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good for you!!! SHOW-OFF!
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Glam_fml
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Trying to impress a girl like that hardly ever works... We can usually tell what you are trying to do and then we secretly laugh at you. YDI
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fuck_YOUR_lives
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no you can't. so stop trying to act cool because you're really a stuck-up bitch who is probably a fat chick that even the most desperate guy wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.
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Silenthunter
| 0
Win
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flea_of_death
| 23
I have a feeling you've tried to impress a girl and been laughed at and now you're bitter...XD
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OhMinty
| 5
Win