Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
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Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud Light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, to get my coworker fired, I spiked his coffee with whiskey. Joke's on me, he's apparently enough of a drunk that it didn't affect him. Then I dropped the bottle as I was leaving for the day, cut up my ankle, and I'm now suspended. FML
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Top comments
Aelaena 6
..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool
maupa 0
Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)
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Fd4Lyfe 0
lol first of all, she would be impressed i don't know what you guys are talking about but it works for me. Also working at a liquor store isnt that bad, i work at the Beer Store and it's sick. and that sux that you have to pay for it, where i live even if you break shit they can't make you pay for it, I break a case at least once a week and me and me boss just drink the ones that aren't broken.
pog0_fml 0
Or just quit your job. Look into the law to see if they can actually hold you liable.
laynatendo 0
you deserved it; && thats like 20some dollars a bottle too, faaaaaaaail. xD
Cali_Chick 0
It sounds like the grey goose got your muscles ALL LOOSE! ahahaha had to!
Joint_fml 0
Dude, you could have used that stuff to get her drunk. Common. You work in a liqour store and you don't even think of getting her drunk? Where was you when god handed out 'logical sence'?
forallitsworth 0
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol. :P
Mikey_Mayhem 0
http://demotivationalblog.com/demotivational/2008/08/beer.jpg make the bitch do it, take a tip from this dude
pfresh 0
Ok, so i work at a liquor store also. You must be extremely weak because grey goose comes in boxes of 6 liters, so thats a total of 18 bottles for three cases. I regularly carry two regular cases of 12bottles at a time (24 bottles) and its really not that big of a deal. However, dropping three cases of GG at 42 bucks a bottles sucks. Good luck paying back 756 dollars. :)
amazingkate 0
"you were TRYING to impress your hot boss..." uugh, YDI. blech.
ttech10 0
Anything that has to do with "trying to impress" automatically deserves a 'YDI'. #22, is that how you try to meet girls? Saying you want to hit it with them online? Cool.