Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud Light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, to get my coworker fired, I spiked his coffee with whiskey. Joke's on me, he's apparently enough of a drunk that it didn't affect him. Then I dropped the bottle as I was leaving for the day, cut up my ankle, and I'm now suspended. FML
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Top comments
Aelaena 6
..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool
maupa 0
Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)
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Comments (117)
ffpoisongirl 0
Okay, I can understand trying that with beer or cheap liquor, but GREY GOOSE? Are you INSANE?
Indiana_fml 4
#23, 32, 35 Haha, that's what guys seem to expect ^^
midget_chinese 0
YDI, but at least you get to work for your hot boss for the next 2 months :P
pepperburn 0
Guess you bit off more than you can chew, know you limit...
simonedi 0
umm grey goose is a 6 unit case so 18 bottles in 3 cases for a grand total of under 30kg... wow you are weak a triple of 1l whisky would be beleiveable... also it retails in the uk at £30 a bottle so 540 for the case.... at minimum wage thats around 90 hours or 2 and a bit weeks at full time lol
kaladron 0
What part of that is your responsibility. Tell them you won't pay for it, find another job. I don't know of any jurisdiction where an employee accident is the responsibility of the employee.
derriduh 0
Why would you pay it off? You have no obligation to, unless you signed some sort of contract when you started working there stating that you would pay back any damage you caused. It wasn't theft, it was an accident. They don't even have the right to keep your paycheck in most countries. File a grievance with your labor board (or whoever in your country) if they threaten to not give you your paycheck if you don't work off the grey goose.
Heelix 0
I can lift three at one time. Grey Goose is crap btw. Try lifting 3 cases of blue label johnny walker an see how long it takes you to pay it off doochebag. Also i would just quit the job and find another one.. its just not worth 2 months worth of pay, and its actually illegal for them to ask you to pay it. Lifing alchohol is the cooolest
nikii 0
lame.
penguinking12345_fml 0
YDI showoff