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By damgoose - 15/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML

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By actionboy116 - 21/07/2015 06:05 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud Light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML

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Boozing on the job

By paulcorrea95 - 21/09/2019 06:07 - United States

Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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Cash me?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

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By workworkwork - 03/11/2017 05:00

Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered 3 before lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 07:31 - Canada

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

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By Bob - 21/01/2010 13:33 - Canada

Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML

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Karma

By anon - 10/10/2023 10:00

Today, to get my coworker fired, I spiked his coffee with whiskey. Joke's on me, he's apparently enough of a drunk that it didn't affect him. ThenI dropped the bottle as I was leaving for the day, cut up my ankle, and I'm now suspended. FML

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By ditzen - 07/12/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my paycheck at the convenience store I work at. While there, two frat boys came in and bought seventeen 30 packs of beer. That comes to about $300. They spent more at the store in one day than I get paid in two weeks. FML

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Aelaena 6

Monday 15 June 2009 12:07

..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

maupa 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:06

Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

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nprugby11 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:42

YDI for not even being able to lift 3 cases of grey goose, seriously cases of alcohol are not that heavy

Trixibell 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:44

HA, FAIL!

hahaha6 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:46

No, #52- they saw "impress" & "hot boss" thats why they clicked YDI. Even if he was going for efficiency, he still failed....

yati 0

Monday 15 June 2009 18:03

Hey are you serious about the part ? ..in which you said "...and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. " ? Because that is not how it usually works. I am a Cashier, I broke a brand new laptop worth $800.00. Make sure you go through all the forms you signed in the starting.

Iliaria 0

Monday 15 June 2009 18:34

YDI. You're an idiot.

girlygirl666 0

Monday 15 June 2009 18:43

# 32-Hahahaha, you're Hilarious OP- yeah Dumbass

token_blackguy 18

Monday 15 June 2009 19:06

you sir fail as a man

BrutalDave 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:08

I highly doubt you broke a case of grey goose; those bottles are damn thick.

greenltrn2003 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:13

I kno the feeling...I used to work at a liquor store only my boss wasnt hot and I could lift 3boxes of grey goose I was 18 too...u need to work out more oh YDI and #6 stfu