By Anonymous - 2/9/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Cash me?

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By tounces7 | 26

#7839121 - Monday 2 September 2019 17:12

Guess it's a good thing most liqueur stores have cameras so she can be identified and arrested.

By MidnaLink | 31

#7839118 - Monday 2 September 2019 17:05

So, you didn’t kick Danielle out as soon as you saw her?

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By MidnaLink | 31

#7839118 - Monday 2 September 2019 17:05

So, you didn’t kick Danielle out as soon as you saw her?

jbuckets_404 | 38

#7839233 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:05

Danielle, who?

MidnaLink | 31

#7839241 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:19

Look up Danielle Bregoli.

By tounces7 | 26

#7839121 - Monday 2 September 2019 17:12

Guess it's a good thing most liqueur stores have cameras so she can be identified and arrested.

By zeffra13 | 31

#7839136 - Monday 2 September 2019 17:50

She might have meant catch.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7839140 - Monday 2 September 2019 18:03

I'm not fluent in Drunk, but I think she just asked you out on a date.

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7839232 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:03

Don't even need to catch her; simply ban/ prevent her from ever (successfully) entering the store again. Problem solved!

By BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7839251 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 1:55

Bhad Babie has grown up to be Drunk-Ass Skank.

By icecreamisrad | 5

#7839571 - Wednesday 4 September 2019 14:59

This made my night hahahahahaahaha🤣😂🤣😂

By JasonThorn | 17

#7839985 - Friday 6 September 2019 3:56

God, I hated these people when I worked the graveyard shift. This is why I'd first and foremost take the alcohol away from them so they won't break it when they got the bad news...