Cash me?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 751
You deserved it 109

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Guess it's a good thing most liqueur stores have cameras so she can be identified and arrested.

So, you didn’t kick Danielle out as soon as you saw her?

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So, you didn’t kick Danielle out as soon as you saw her?

Danielle, who?

Look up Danielle Bregoli.

Guess it's a good thing most liqueur stores have cameras so she can be identified and arrested.

She might have meant catch.

I'm not fluent in Drunk, but I think she just asked you out on a date.

Don't even need to catch her; simply ban/ prevent her from ever (successfully) entering the store again. Problem solved!

Bhad Babie has grown up to be Drunk-Ass Skank.

This made my night hahahahahaahaha🤣😂🤣😂

God, I hated these people when I worked the graveyard shift. This is why I'd first and foremost take the alcohol away from them so they won't break it when they got the bad news...