By workworkwork - 03/11/2017 05:00

Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered 3 before lunch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 512
You deserved it 437

Same thing different taste

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Lobby_Bee 17

The quality of the bottles is an alternative fact.

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The quality of the bottles is an alternative fact.

He jinxed it! Try knocking on wood next time.

Lobby_Bee 17

The only way they could claim 50% less impurities in the glass in those bottles is to make them contain 50% less glass, apparently.

maybe you would make butterfingers instead of wine