FML : Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered...

Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered 3 before lunch. FML

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You deserved it

By workworkwork - / Friday 3 November 2017 05:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7559830 - Friday 3 November 2017 5:08

The quality of the bottles is an alternative fact.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7559870 - Friday 3 November 2017 9:28

Apparently, not high enough.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7559830 - Friday 3 November 2017 5:08

The quality of the bottles is an alternative fact.

By Brain_fart | 19

#7559831 - Friday 3 November 2017 5:56

He jinxed it! Try knocking on wood next time.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7559870 - Friday 3 November 2017 9:28

Apparently, not high enough.

By Madrias | 35

#7559936 - Friday 3 November 2017 13:57

The only way they could claim 50% less impurities in the glass in those bottles is to make them contain 50% less glass, apparently.

By blahblabbity | 18

#7559993 - Friday 3 November 2017 16:16

maybe you would make butterfingers instead of wine

By RockPrincess26 | 16

#7560119 - Friday 3 November 2017 23:55

Did they use butter while making them?

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