Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered 3 before lunch. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
The quality of the bottles is an alternative fact.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Apparently, not high enough.
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RichardPencil
| 27
The quality of the bottles is an alternative fact.
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Brain_fart
| 19
He jinxed it! Try knocking on wood next time.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Apparently, not high enough.
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Madrias
| 36
The only way they could claim 50% less impurities in the glass in those bottles is to make them contain 50% less glass, apparently.
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blahblabbity
| 19
maybe you would make butterfingers instead of wine
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RockPrincess26
| 16
Did they use butter while making them?