Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud Light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, to get my coworker fired, I spiked his coffee with whiskey. Joke's on me, he's apparently enough of a drunk that it didn't affect him. Then I dropped the bottle as I was leaving for the day, cut up my ankle, and I'm now suspended. FML
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Top comments
Aelaena 6
..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool
maupa 0
Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)
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randomusername 0
I have a feeling they can't lawfully make you replace that.... it was a mistake! Stupid though.
plexico 4
Sex slavery for you! Now, get under her desk and pleasure her!
cucuto89 0
So today I saw this guy lifting 3 boxes of grey goose. I was getting ready to nail him when he dropped them. Now I;m makin him repay them buy I can't sleep with him FML
go_rangers 0
2 months to pay back three cases of grey goose? Do you work like 3 hours a week? Plus I think they'd just call the distributor and it would be a write off or something, people in stores break shit all the time so they have systems set up to handle that.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for "trying to impress."
AshleyRose784 0
Hahaha, have fun with that
hahaha6 0
Oh yeah, and next time you want to be an idiot and try to lift 3 cases of something.... skip over the grey goose and head for the mohawk or something that won't be so devestating when smashed on the floor.
jl46 0
Just quit idiot. Btw they have insurance against that so you're being scammed
The_Master 0
yeah, ur a dumbass for actually working it off...of course, if your hot boss sees that you are, maybe she'll want to push your eruption button. work double shifts for free for the rest of your life. she'll totally do you. always works.
maggy_fml 0
most women aren't impressed by that. especially bosses. idiot xD