Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
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Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML
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ViviMage 39
I'd fight that with a Breathalyzer test. You can prove you're sober. Also be careful what you pick up. It can have the wrong connotations.
Deadinsidelivelyoutside 9
Seems like your boss was looking for an excuse to fire you :( and a breathalyser wouldn't save you unless you had it right there and then
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Comments (8)
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
sucks to be you eh?
ViviMage 39
I'd fight that with a Breathalyzer test. You can prove you're sober. Also be careful what you pick up. It can have the wrong connotations.
WeirdUS 29
That only works for 24hrs and even a piss test or a blood test he's passed the point. Piss test if they do it in the 3-5 days blood test 2 days. I'm guessing he's past the point of proving he's past the point because he luckily would've had enough time if he was to pass it out of his system. That's if it is debatable, but a smell that strong you didn't any speed stick in your truck /car or in you bag in case you see your SO right after work?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
you should get a job as a cleaner, it isn't your job to pick other peoples mess
Deadinsidelivelyoutside 9
Seems like your boss was looking for an excuse to fire you :( and a breathalyser wouldn't save you unless you had it right there and then
newwitch2010 11
I smell a wrongful termination suit.