Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud Light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, to get my coworker fired, I spiked his coffee with whiskey. Joke's on me, he's apparently enough of a drunk that it didn't affect him. Then I dropped the bottle as I was leaving for the day, cut up my ankle, and I'm now suspended. FML
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Top comments
Aelaena 6
..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool
maupa 0
Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)
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Katzilla_dances 0
YDI, you could have seriously hurt your back doing that and you could have gotten FIRED for being a dumbass. Use your head and stop trying to show off.
rukusrazor 0
At least it wasn't the Kettle One. That's the good stuff.
nillawafer 0
Brains over brawn-that's what you should have learned from this. ;) Yeah, and if you're seeking sympathy, it's probably not a good idea to have: "I was trying to impress my hot boss" in the sentence, because it almost always leads to a YDI.
opinionator 0
@34: Grey Goose is vodka. Dumbass.
fistofflu03 0
I bet now you wish it was cases of Dubra or Rubinoff. 2 - No girl cares if you can lift 3 boxes. 3. Dont most companies say that you cant date your boss???
Dashuhn 1
@26 - doesn't matter if you were trying to lift more than you could handle. Company still has to take a loss on the item. They can fire you for breaking the material, but (assuming this is in America) cannot make you pay it back. Doesn't matter how much it is your fault - the COMPANY takes the hit, not you. @OP: I'd contact your state wage/labor division as well as throw an email to the feds. That kinda thing is entirely to common, and completely & 100% illegal. YDI for lifting more than you could handle, though, dumbdumb
EmbraceTheOne 2
#1, #2 and #4 FTW! Ive learned that trying to impress someone ALWAYS fails!
Mewtwo_fml 1
Well, I know you don't work in a Pennsylvania liquor store -- employees do not have to pay back the store for broken bottles there.
genius_man16 1
I hit YDI as soon as I read "was trying to impress"
curryndricegirll 0
I think a lot of people clicked YDI after reading the word impress but didn't read the word boss. In case, no one noticed, efficiency is the most important. So if you can lift three boxes at once, that's better than one box at a time. That was the point. FYL because the broke. I'd suggest working out a little bit.
Godless25 0
im willing to bet the boss woulod rather see her employees working smarter, not being a ******** and trying to blow their back out