By damgoose - 15/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 859
You deserved it 62 285

Same thing different taste

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..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

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YDI, you could have seriously hurt your back doing that and you could have gotten FIRED for being a dumbass. Use your head and stop trying to show off.

At least it wasn't the Kettle One. That's the good stuff.

nillawafer 0

Brains over brawn-that's what you should have learned from this. ;) Yeah, and if you're seeking sympathy, it's probably not a good idea to have: "I was trying to impress my hot boss" in the sentence, because it almost always leads to a YDI.

I bet now you wish it was cases of Dubra or Rubinoff. 2 - No girl cares if you can lift 3 boxes. 3. Dont most companies say that you cant date your boss???

@26 - doesn't matter if you were trying to lift more than you could handle. Company still has to take a loss on the item. They can fire you for breaking the material, but (assuming this is in America) cannot make you pay it back. Doesn't matter how much it is your fault - the COMPANY takes the hit, not you. @OP: I'd contact your state wage/labor division as well as throw an email to the feds. That kinda thing is entirely to common, and completely & 100% illegal. YDI for lifting more than you could handle, though, dumbdumb

#1, #2 and #4 FTW! Ive learned that trying to impress someone ALWAYS fails!

Well, I know you don't work in a Pennsylvania liquor store -- employees do not have to pay back the store for broken bottles there.

I hit YDI as soon as I read "was trying to impress"

curryndricegirll 0

I think a lot of people clicked YDI after reading the word impress but didn't read the word boss. In case, no one noticed, efficiency is the most important. So if you can lift three boxes at once, that's better than one box at a time. That was the point. FYL because the broke. I'd suggest working out a little bit.

Godless25 0

im willing to bet the boss woulod rather see her employees working smarter, not being a ******** and trying to blow their back out