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By badteacher - 24/10/2010 05:26 - United States
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
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  xpainx  |  1

Terrible thing, having a boy and naming it chris. Your life sucks. The parents and their child should be sterilized so they don't produce anymore freaks.

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  neelia926  |  0

well they mightve named her Christina or something and they nickname her Chris, thats what my friends mom wants us to call her, so it might or might not be their fault.

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  Mirelly13  |  6

I don't get this...it says that OP was subing for A MIDDLE SCHOOL....I didn't know that you still had to line up to go to the bathrooms when you get into junior high....

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  Mirelly13  |  6

I don't get this...it says that OP was subing for a MIDDLE SCHOOL...I didn't know you still had to line up for the bathrooms once you get into junior high.

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  KikiThePug  |  0

As I was taking my daughter to class her friend that's a girl had a mohawk, baggy, ripped jeans and a really boy-ish shirt. She then said her mommy did it to her. Eeeyesh!

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  Gwen4var  |  31

My mom had boy girl twins with my step dad, and now they're over a year olds, it still takes me a minute to tell them apart... granted, I live with my dad.

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  Fortuitous  |  0

In America, middle school is also known as junior high, the two years before high school. The average kid enters middle school at age 12 and graduates at 14.

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  Mehness  |  0

34 - I thought the majority of schools had gone grades 6-9. Most were like what you said a couple centuries ago... so it's normally age 11-13 or 14.

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  harmoo_fml  |  0

middle school is the worst idea ever. middle schoolers start more drama than high schoolers because thats when mos of the girls start their puberty and all that crap..

btw, mine is like 7th and 8th grade

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  mcsteamy88  |  0

I went a huge school system so the grades were:
Primary: K & 1st,
Elementary: 2nd & 3rd,
Intermediate: 4th-6th,
Jr. High: 7th & 8th, and
High School: 9th-12th!

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  killabee  |  0

My name is Michael and I was always yelled at by subs during roll call for lying.:(
If she's anything like me she'll just think you're a douche and move on. No permanent trauma.:)

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  TheIrishJaneDoe  |  8

17: I'm kinda surprised people don't realize that Michael was originally a girl's name. It was used for a female in the Bible, anyway. Do people ever pronounce it as Michelle? I like Michael much better than Michelle.

I knew a girl named Ryan once. I like that too.

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  Fortuitous  |  0

It really is, pendatik. Some people just don't get sarcasm or Grammar Nazism. It's okay though. I feel sorry for them and hope that one day, they will see the light.

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  killabee  |  0

@irishjanedoe: They always pronounce it correctly them look up at me and start muttering "Michelle, Mitchell, Mik....?" 
My husband's name is Shannon, which only stands to further confuse people, but we don't mind.:)

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By  Sorrows  |  5

What the fuck, are you serious?
I agree with #8, glasses for sure. And maybe for someone to knock some knowledge into your pathetic head. Can't believe you got a teaching career, pfft.

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