FML : Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said,...

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Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By badteacher - / Sunday 24 October 2010 05:26 / United States

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By sccrismyantidrg | 4

#1594971 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:11

That's horrible!

By Kevlar29 | 0

#1595017 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:17

Lolz next FML "Today, I got fired from work for making a 5 year old sob uncontrollably"

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By sccrismyantidrg | 4

#1594971 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:11

That's horrible!

pinkpillowz | 0

#1595174 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:37

omgsh! be more careful!

Bees_fml | 0

#1595207 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:42

OP, why did the student answer his own question? And why did you say Chris was the teacher?

ymonkey96 | 0

#1595301 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:58

op never said Chris was the teacher

Bees_fml | 0

#1595337 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:07

"while substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy..."

Bobissmall | 13

#1595565 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:56

I blame the parents. Having a child that looks like a boy, and naming it Chris. =/

KingDingALing | 9

#1595607 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:02

I did the same thing...I felt really bad after that... :/

metallicatime | 0

#1595711 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:21

I am a total wanker. Don't feel sorry for me, I deserve to be vilified and hated. Thank you for listening.

Hgielad_720 | 0

#1595750 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:28

53, it says "while I was...."

Bees_fml | 0

#1595802 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:34

There we go. The staff fixed 'em both now.

Zebidee | 8

#1596169 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:36

Eight moderated comments in a row! Is that a new record?

Sirin_fml | 46

#1596255 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:49

Three/six now. Comments not actually in reply to the thread they're in will be moderated :-)

flipflipflipidel | 0

#1596444 - Sunday 24 October 2010 20:28

that's hillarious

anorexicbarbie | 8

#1596579 - Sunday 24 October 2010 20:52

I think the mods should just edit the comment to something embarrassing or hilarious.

HahaHokayThen | 10

#1596590 - Sunday 24 October 2010 20:56

hahaha that'd be funny. like if someone says "first" & the mods moderate it to "I like corn." or something. hahahaha random

neonokku | 0

#1596757 - Sunday 24 October 2010 21:29

It's Chris's fault for looking like a guy

xpainx | 1

#1596937 - Sunday 24 October 2010 22:42

Terrible thing, having a boy and naming it chris. Your life sucks. The parents and their child should be sterilized so they don't produce anymore freaks.

zkchild | 0

#1597062 - Monday 25 October 2010 0:13

I agree with #73 the parents set her up for failure.

mshooter | 0

#1599908 - Monday 25 October 2010 11:03

Wow 139 if you are the girl in the front in your pic then I must say you are absolutely gorgeous! Goddamn!

BabesYourAStar | 0

#1600943 - Monday 25 October 2010 13:06

138 win. that'd be funny'

neelia926 | 0

#2977559 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:50

well they mightve named her Christina or something and they nickname her Chris, thats what my friends mom wants us to call her, so it might or might not be their fault.

FEZ16 | 3

#4378344 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 18:37

139 just sit this one out

duma191 | 21

#6393935 - Wednesday 26 August 2015 23:47

I like corn!

By nightmaree_fml | 0

#1594988 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:13

wow

Mirelly13 | 6

#1595829 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:40

I don't get this...it says that OP was subing for A MIDDLE SCHOOL....I didn't know that you still had to line up to go to the bathrooms when you get into junior high....

Mirelly13 | 6

#1595837 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:42

I don't get this...it says that OP was subing for a MIDDLE SCHOOL...I didn't know you still had to line up for the bathrooms once you get into junior high.

iknowwhatimsayin | 0

#1605003 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:33

mustv been a really buttchugly kid

nevershouttami | 11

#4628604 - Friday 29 June 2012 3:45

Why would a middle school class still line up for the bathroom?

By WavinFlag | 3

#1595002 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:15

how could u not tell?

allie2590 | 30

#1595489 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:38

Especially with little kids.

BlackMoon_fml | 9

#1595805 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:35

Yeah, it is sometimes. This same thing happened in my class in grade school except the boy looked like a girl. It was funny but I felt real bad for the kid. :

wwerulez14 | 6

#1597344 - Monday 25 October 2010 1:11

#3, you're telling me you've honestly never seen a person (children included) that you honestly couldn't tell their gender?

KikiThePug | 0

#1597938 - Monday 25 October 2010 3:08

As I was taking my daughter to class her friend that's a girl had a mohawk, baggy, ripped jeans and a really boy-ish shirt. She then said her mommy did it to her. Eeeyesh!

Gwen4var | 31

#6127925 - Tuesday 25 November 2014 23:57

My mom had boy girl twins with my step dad, and now they're over a year olds, it still takes me a minute to tell them apart... granted, I live with my dad.

By Allforthelawlz | 0

#1595010 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:16

4th!

Moo_Horse | 0

#1595074 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:24

good for you want a cookie

xMexicanXJesusx | 0

#1595427 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:30

12- YES!!!! :O

ohsuzykuew | 0

#1595451 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:34

where are the moderators when u actually want them?

TheLetterZero | 7

#1595634 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:07

Kicking puppies down a storm drain.

By Rashaya | 0

#1595013 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:16

Holy sh!t

By Kevlar29 | 0

#1595017 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:17

Lolz next FML "Today, I got fired from work for making a 5 year old sob uncontrollably"

blankaex | 0

#1595037 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:19

5-year-olds in middle school FTW.

Kevlar29 | 0

#1595084 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:25

Lolz shit I didn't read that part :L what's middle school btw? I'm from Ireland :P

WavinFlag | 3

#1595133 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:29

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Kevlar29 | 0

#1595142 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:31

So like... 7 to 12 year olds?

Fortuitous | 0

#1595201 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:42

In America, middle school is also known as junior high, the two years before high school. The average kid enters middle school at age 12 and graduates at 14.

Mehness | 0

#1595283 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:56

34 - I thought the majority of schools had gone grades 6-9. Most were like what you said a couple centuries ago... so it's normally age 11-13 or 14.

xMexicanXJesusx | 0

#1595448 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:33

14- It's 3 years of school in where you usually go in at age (depending when you were born) 11 or 12 and then after those three years are up you go to grade 9

ohsuzykuew | 0

#1595482 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:37

my middle school was 4th thru 8th grades. so like ages 9 thru 14.

Toxxic_Blackout | 0

#1595494 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:39

where I live (southeast Texas) middle school and jr high are two different things. middle school is 5-6 grade and jr high is 7-8 grade.

citrus915 | 0

#1595509 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:42

that's how it is in the virgin islands as well ^ it being two separate things

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1595724 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:24

in Canada jr high is grades 7 to 9 so ages 11/12 to 14/15. depends on when you were born.

Geiko_fml | 0

#1595757 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:29

In PA, JR. High is 7-9 and High School is 10-12.

skyttlz | 32

#1595910 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:04

Grades 6-8 are Middle School

tencentsakiss | 19

#1595937 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:07

In MD, middle school is grades 6-8. I had no idea there was so much variation here.

harmoo_fml | 0

#1595943 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:08

middle school is the worst idea ever. middle schoolers start more drama than high schoolers because thats when mos of the girls start their puberty and all that crap..

btw, mine is like 7th and 8th grade

vikingunicorn | 1

#1596083 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:27

In Quebec we don't have middle school. We have Elementary (K through 6) and high school (7 through 11).

kayladance101 | 13

#1596797 - Sunday 24 October 2010 21:34

in massachusetts, my schools are elementary K-3, intermediate 4-6, middle 7-8, and high school 9-12

sectator | 0

#1597401 - Monday 25 October 2010 1:20

3 years

ohSNAPyall | 26

#1597600 - Monday 25 October 2010 2:06

You get the gist.

Kevlar29 | 0

#1597820 - Monday 25 October 2010 2:47

xD I think I get it

KikiThePug | 0

#1597955 - Monday 25 October 2010 3:10

I was 9 in 6th grade which means I was young in middle school. :(

KikiThePug | 0

#1597958 - Monday 25 October 2010 3:10

I was 9 in 6th grade which means I was young in middle school. :(

NewSlang | 0

#1598822 - Monday 25 October 2010 6:27

Middle school is normally grades 6-8, so they start at around 11 years old, and graduate at about 14.

mcsteamy88 | 0

#1620515 - Friday 29 October 2010 11:28

I went a huge school system so the grades were:
Primary: K & 1st,
Elementary: 2nd & 3rd,
Intermediate: 4th-6th,
Jr. High: 7th & 8th, and
High School: 9th-12th!

CharlieOh | 2

#1661455 - Sunday 7 November 2010 7:07

In VA middle school is grades 7-8 and high school I'd grades 9-12

CoonAndFriends | 0

#1843883 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:29

noo in PA where i go it's 6-8

glutgyoogle | 6

#2713766 - Sunday 19 June 2011 6:17

Middle school= grades 6-8 (ages 11-14)
Jr. high= grades 7-9 (ages 12-15)

Creamysweeps | 5

#2796398 - Friday 1 July 2011 6:58

I go to an american skool in china (shanghai) and it's like elementary 1-5 middle skool 6-8 and HS 9-12 GONNA B A FRESHMAN IN AUGUST WOOOOT.

alphagirl87 | 5

#3107340 - Sunday 14 August 2011 14:47

Where's 12th grade????

pent_up_rage666 | 7

#5043226 - Sunday 14 October 2012 23:05

in wales years 7 through to 11 are normally in the same school... fuck we are weird :P

Silently1479 | 5

#5989639 - Friday 27 June 2014 4:51

where I'm from its
elementary 1-5
middle 6-8
and high school 9-12

By Fortuitous | 0

#1595039 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:19

"There's a she-wolf in the closet."

On a more serious note, you need some glasses, or maybe you just need to pay attention to your surroundings.

MyFirstKiss | 0

#1597827 - Monday 25 October 2010 2:47

what the hell is a she-wilf

By xpopcorn | 0

#1595043 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:21

there is a chance she really couldn't tell. I have had those kind of adults come threw my drive threw. :(

Fortuitous | 0

#1595087 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:25

I need some more clarity on this. Call me crazy, but what exactly is a "drive THREW"? Please don't yell at me if I'm the only who doesn't know this.

killabee | 0

#1595093 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:26

My name is Michael and I was always yelled at by subs during roll call for lying.:(
If she's anything like me she'll just think you're a douche and move on. No permanent trauma.:)

DocBastard | 38

#1595105 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:26

Really? And what did you throw at them?

killabee | 0

#1595112 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:27

Did not mean to post my comment here.:(

Bees_fml | 0

#1595298 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:58

* come through my drive-through

Niaa_fml | 0

#1595464 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:35

#57, it can be drive-through and/or drive-thru.
Both are fine.

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1595486 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:38

17: I'm kinda surprised people don't realize that Michael was originally a girl's name. It was used for a female in the Bible, anyway. Do people ever pronounce it as Michelle? I like Michael much better than Michelle.

I knew a girl named Ryan once. I like that too.

sirbobbylight | 0

#1595583 - Sunday 24 October 2010 17:59

15 its where you get your food at fast food restaurants so you don't have to get out of your car

Fortuitous | 0

#1595600 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:01

#76, I know. I was Grammar Naziing. Couldn't you tell?

MadPercussion | 0

#1595637 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:08

76 - No that's a drive-through. I'm not sure anyone knows what a drive-threw is.

Fortuitous | 0

#1595691 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:18

It really is, pendatik. Some people just don't get sarcasm or Grammar Nazism. It's okay though. I feel sorry for them and hope that one day, they will see the light.

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1595741 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:26

I, for one, am more than slightly disturbed. Quitely disturbed, even. =

MissErikaHart | 0

#1595783 - Sunday 24 October 2010 18:32

I knew 2 guys named Shannon and Stacy. also, Tyler that was a girl.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#1595927 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:06

I was might-ly diaturbed myself.

skyttlz | 32

#1595966 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:11

there's a girl in my math class named Devon

killabee | 0

#1596241 - Sunday 24 October 2010 19:47

@irishjanedoe: They always pronounce it correctly them look up at me and start muttering "Michelle, Mitchell, Mik....?"
My husband's name is Shannon, which only stands to further confuse people, but we don't mind.:)

chillinAK | 9

#1596895 - Sunday 24 October 2010 22:03

I once knew a male named Ashley, and a female named Mark. Eh, go fig.

Smokering | 0

#1597744 - Monday 25 October 2010 2:32

MICHAL was the woman in the Bible. Not Michael.

killabee | 0

#1598042 - Monday 25 October 2010 3:22

That's still the origin of the name, the spelling has just been altered for pronunciation. It's actually Mī'chal.

5t3ff1k4h | 43

#1608464 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 4:39

I went to school with a girl named Kyle.

Leahbabe15 | 0

#3540855 - Friday 4 November 2011 10:58

You're hilarious. Lol

By Hannerzzz | 0

#1595052 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:22

You shouldve just let her be, Im not sure someone would go in the wrong bathroom line for the fun of it...

By Sorrows | 5

#1595055 - Sunday 24 October 2010 16:23

What the fuck, are you serious?
I agree with #8, glasses for sure. And maybe for someone to knock some knowledge into your pathetic head. Can't believe you got a teaching career, pfft.