Geiko_fml

About Geiko_fml

I want some god damn peanut butter cookies. Or just peanut butter. "Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks? TheXPhial - vaccuums Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? TheXPhial - black holes Guo_Si - Hey, you know what just isn't cool? TheXPhial - lava?" The amount of people that don't know how the hell to type, use proper grammar, spell, etc, astound me. And it seems that the world keeps letting me lose faith in it. God damn this world.

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Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noalixah / Monday 27 October 2008 02:22 / Finland

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By Username / Sunday 13 February 2011 02:17 / United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By Bailey / Sunday 22 August 2010 06:58 / United States

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

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By roflcopter - / Thursday 19 August 2010 00:53 / United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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By Username / Wednesday 4 August 2010 05:18 / France

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