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Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p

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Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p

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I'm going into the Army. Canadian Infantry or Combat engineers. It will be the best cjoice of my life... As the saying goes: "my life is my God, My country, My corps." Hooah, and stay safe man.

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86 - No, he was talking about OP going to the army. He is implying all the guys in the army don't have better things to do but, to bounce things off OPs tits.

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If by "things" you mean OP's boobs and boo-tay, I'm thinkin' boyfriend will be plenty excited. Alas, I know that is not what you meant by "things". :(

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Ahem (second time doing this on the second comment of an FML in two days) *derp voice* YaY!!! B0oBiEs *eye twitches at himself*

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61- Nothing wrong with that. Boobs can be equally fun for all, for a variety of reasons. And I was starting to wonder when we'd all get together again over the topic of boobs and restate how nice they are. ;p

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I've been wondering for quite a while if there is any other thing in the world that is so basically useless (unless you're feeding a kid) and yet so well loved, obsessed over, talked about, fought about, and found use for than boobs?

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100- Well....uh....religion? (Didn't say Believing in a higher power was useless, but tell me there's anything else in the world that people debate over, fight over and obsess over more than their concept of a God) (Edit: This is so getting moderated...)

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But it wont bounce off of it plus i don't think that could count as payback, as i'm sure he wouldn't mind it unless it was a heavy object of sorts.

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Why would his penis be out...lol I could see her boobs being out (as in cleavage) from a low cut shirt. But... I would hope her bfs penis is not constantly out to throw things at...hahaha otherwise they have a problem.

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I'm pretty sure she felt them considering she knew it was happening when she looked away. Unless, of course, she has eyes elsewhere.

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Wow 56.. Just.. WOW.. I apologize in the biggest apologies if my writing made you so angry you had to waste 10 seconds of your life.. This is how Many fucks I give---> 0

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Refer to comment #1 "boobs can make men stupid." I have dated guys with university degrees yet they still find my boobs fascinating lol. I have just learned to live with it.

By  94yhy

Well, I don't think you've told him not to. He must've thought you didn't mind after the first time.

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he probably waits till she turns her head so that she doesn't try to block it from hitting her boobs.

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