Miscellaneous: Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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Smooth move, teach.

By Faceplant - 14/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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You little shit

By UN4 - 27/05/2015 16:25 - United States

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

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Good deeds

By Oof - 04/09/2022 22:30 - United States

Today, a wheelchair-bound kid in my study hall dropped one of his textbooks on the ground and he couldn't reach it. When I noticed, I stopped what I was doing to go pick it up for him. The problem is, he sits right in front of the door, so I got yelled at for "trying to leave class without permission." FML

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IngenuityAbsent 19

Friday 13 January 2017 18:29

Today, my invisibility stopped working as i entered the girl's locker room. FML

protoskore 27

Friday 13 January 2017 18:28

was he completely naked? Invisibility usually doesn't affect your clothes

Comments

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Monday 9 January 2017 16:20

You have got to be kidding me....

Kaylana_fml 31

Friday 13 January 2017 18:02

He'll make a fine voter in future political elections, that he will.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 January 2017 18:28

You're kicking him OUT of school?!?! That idiot needs more school! Lock him in the building and get him after-hours lessons on critical thinking and optics.

protoskore 27

Friday 13 January 2017 18:28

was he completely naked? Invisibility usually doesn't affect your clothes

IngenuityAbsent 19

Friday 13 January 2017 18:29

Today, my invisibility stopped working as i entered the girl's locker room. FML

trucker2 33

Friday 13 January 2017 18:29

I can see this happening- if he was a special ed, truly mentally challenged kid..... Time to sign him up for health class- Could just be a dare....

Chris Kent 2

Friday 13 January 2017 19:30

Psych consult and drug screen stat

PurpleMyth 28

Saturday 14 January 2017 2:33

This seems more like good ok' fashioned dumbassery.

xx000o 27

Friday 13 January 2017 21:28

For some mysterious and unknown reasons, I sense Trump involment in this caper.

Arashikage 18

Saturday 14 January 2017 2:03

Wtf? What does trump have to do with this

jimmyironic 9

Saturday 14 January 2017 11:10

really? this isn't the place to push your political agenda.

WeirdUS 29

Friday 13 January 2017 21:41

I'm invisible no you're just naked. I find it hard to believe anyone sent stupid but considering I've read stories about people getting into fights because of my little pony costumes I believe it and get sad inside.