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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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You deserved it 282

Kids…

By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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You deserved it 1 274

It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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You deserved it 1 766

By badteacher - 24/10/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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You deserved it 132

IngenuityAbsent 19

Friday 13 January 2017 18:29

Today, my invisibility stopped working as i entered the girl's locker room. FML

protoskore 27

Friday 13 January 2017 18:28

was he completely naked? Invisibility usually doesn't affect your clothes

Comments

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Monday 9 January 2017 16:20

You have got to be kidding me....

Kaylana_fml 31

Friday 13 January 2017 18:02

He'll make a fine voter in future political elections, that he will.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 January 2017 18:28

You're kicking him OUT of school?!?! That idiot needs more school! Lock him in the building and get him after-hours lessons on critical thinking and optics.

protoskore 27

Friday 13 January 2017 18:28

was he completely naked? Invisibility usually doesn't affect your clothes

IngenuityAbsent 19

Friday 13 January 2017 18:29

Today, my invisibility stopped working as i entered the girl's locker room. FML

trucker2 33

Friday 13 January 2017 18:29

I can see this happening- if he was a special ed, truly mentally challenged kid..... Time to sign him up for health class- Could just be a dare....

Chris Kent 2

Friday 13 January 2017 19:30

Psych consult and drug screen stat

PurpleMyth 28

Saturday 14 January 2017 2:33

This seems more like good ok' fashioned dumbassery.

xx000o 27

Friday 13 January 2017 21:28

For some mysterious and unknown reasons, I sense Trump involment in this caper.

Arashikage 18

Saturday 14 January 2017 2:03

Wtf? What does trump have to do with this

jimmyironic 9

Saturday 14 January 2017 11:10

really? this isn't the place to push your political agenda.

WeirdUS 29

Friday 13 January 2017 21:41

I'm invisible no you're just naked. I find it hard to believe anyone sent stupid but considering I've read stories about people getting into fights because of my little pony costumes I believe it and get sad inside.