Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
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bfsd42 20
Get used to it wingman.
a563 3
"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"
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Comments (90)
Marrach 7
She obviously lost her chance. FYL either way.
Kiki242 19
Don't sweat it. There are other girls out there. Just because she wanted your friend doesn't mean other girls won't want you.
olpally 33
Don't even tell her about your friend, just walk away... she's not worth talking to if she's not interested in you to begin with. **** that... You can do better op.
musicluvr2000 11
My sympathy to the poor girl you cut out of your picture.
olpally 33
She actually broke up with me... :(
SqueakyChipmunk 22
But you're still on good terms with her shoulder :D
downtime 13
Heaven forbid she has a preference of her own... She was smiling at the guy she liked, the wrong one came over, theres no graceful way to say I'm not interested in you. If you ignored her and walked away then she made the right choice to go for the one who steps aside graciously over the self involved jackass.
byRose 7
You're a ******, i would try to help my friend out because he tried to help me out, something good can come out of it.
TheGreasyHobo 2
She's all his (;
SeepingSarcasm 7
Play the gay hook-up card. Tell her he is your overly jealous boyfriend, and that you are so tired putting up with it that you think you've might made a wrong decision and that you wish to experience a woman. But you just don't know how to approach a lady. Gonna work 9/10 times.
MidnightKnight 6
What kind of girls are you hanging out with if that would work on them 90% of the time?
SeepingSarcasm 7
Really, realy gullible ones. It's all in the sales pitch.
musicluvr2000 11
"That guy? Oh, he's my boyfriend. Can you please pass that jar of ketchup that's near your head?"
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Pretend you're gay. "Guuuurl, you best be backin' up off my man 'fo I slap a hoe!"
Kiki242 19
Don't sweat it. There are other girls out there. Just because she wanted your friend doesn't mean other girls won't want you.
hateevryone 15
That's when you walk away from her. She's not worth your time. She's not interested.
CarouselHeart 11
That sucks, but at the same time, she's not a baseball card, she has feelings of her own too.