Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept... - FML

By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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zbots 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:51

and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

fantome_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:45

Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

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Friday 8 May 2009 10:35

FCKING BITCH GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO ON COMING TRAFFIC

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Saturday 17 October 2009 2:54

man u must be black!!!! dnt tripp i think it happen to all us black at least twice in our lives!!!!!

moodyreallyrocks 27

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Tuesday 31 January 2012 21:46

That was completely uncalled for!

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Friday 8 May 2009 10:36

@1: WHAT THE FUCK? DO WE NEED TO USE CAPITALS?! @OP: Whoops!

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Saturday 20 March 2010 12:52

I hate capitals

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Friday 8 May 2009 10:40

Hahaha suck shit, maybe stop looking so creepy

KidInEmerica 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:42

you probably look like a "thug" lol

fantome_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:45

Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

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Friday 8 May 2009 10:48

Why would the store worker tell you she thought you looked like someone who would shoplift? Seems pretty unprofessional to me....

zbots 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:51

and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

demonkonga 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:40

Nice one

Walk1ng_Trav3sty 8

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Friday 13 December 2013 3:12

smooth.

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Friday 8 May 2009 10:52

o that sucks

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Friday 8 May 2009 11:00

Good one, #7 hahaha

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Friday 8 May 2009 11:01

On the bright side, at least you managed to get the girl's attention.

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