By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 178
You deserved it 7 111

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and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

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FCKING BITCH GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO ON COMING TRAFFIC

man u must be black!!!! dnt tripp i think it happen to all us black at least twice in our lives!!!!!

That was completely uncalled for!

@1: WHAT THE FUCK? DO WE NEED TO USE CAPITALS?! @OP: Whoops!

I hate capitals

Hahaha suck shit, maybe stop looking so creepy

you probably look like a "thug" lol

Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

Why would the store worker tell you she thought you looked like someone who would shoplift? Seems pretty unprofessional to me....

and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

Good one, #7 hahaha

On the bright side, at least you managed to get the girl's attention.