Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
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bfsd42 20
Get used to it wingman.
a563 3
"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"
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Comments (90)
perdix 31
I love her She loves him He loves somebody else You just can't win Yep. J. Geils Band nailed this situation many years ago. The good news is you didn't end up with a girl your friend finds repulsive. Had you been drinking?
zadie 6
Have you?
cash_monkey72 9
Damn Perdix, you sure have been getting a lot of hate lately for some reason.
perdix 31
#59, Weird, huh? A few days ago, I advocated domestic violence and got hundreds of thumbs up. But they don't like this. Go figure.
p3mguin 7
Hypocrites
SkoomaKi 28
That's when you tell her your friend is already taken, she'll have to go with you (in theory).
pandabear125 0
or tell her your friend is gay, but you're single. that almost always works, almost positive.
journeytotheend 16
And? Just hook your friend up and move on
journeytotheend 16
Really? No one agrees? There is all ladies out there for this guy just because one choose his friend over him! I would gladly say oh yeah my friend is a cool guy. Why would you not
LouAMT51B 2
I agree with you. He tried to be a good friend to OP and all these people would be really bad friends if they lied just for the girl. I've also been in this situation countless times. I just grew to accept that I sometimes need to be the mutual friend between the two or the 'third wheel', as some would say.
Phil135 4
Hell yeah! If his friend was cool enough to let him take the shot with the chick, I would totally be cool enough to return the favor if she liked him instead!
dog1999 2
Ouch **** blocked by yourself
Zangetsu67 5
Say he's not and then ask her out
Samandra 4
Haha, I feel like that would actually work.
Mahtari 19
Pwned :|
bjoernabee 1
Well... Is he?
Ronican 1
should have told her yeah but he's not into you.
subwaysurfers 13
Then the girl would be the one writing the FML.
Rocky007 15
Your answer should have been "No, but I am", without hesitation.
AcieMcG 21
Forever Alone :(
dog1999 2
Damn good pic