Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
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bfsd42 20
Get used to it wingman.
a563 3
"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"
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Comments (90)
MidnightKnight 6
Well at least you have a great friend. Bros before hoes and all that.
spacemanspiff78 7
Every stud needs a good wingman.
blahblahblah5_x 13
Haha aw! Don't worry you'll find someone :)
jordantiner 0
All the time!
Dracoboxer357 36
Sorry that didn't go as planned Op, but so this one girl out of millions didn't want you. That's alright, I'm going to assume you only want one girl to yourself anyways, it just won't be that one. You still have a very considerate friend, and I have no doubt you'll complete that search for True Love one day. ;) Cheers!
tashapasha 11
Grow a pair and dump her geez
subwaysurfers 13
They were never together -.-
BecomeMine 0
Awwwww haha poor kid! :(
kalbrek009 20
Did you tell her he said he wasn't interested in her & that's why he left? Hopefully it wasn't a prank your friend pulled on you.
kemando 22
I would've just said "no" and walked away.
rockurheart 9
your friend is awesome, but i guess life yet again turned us down, better luck next time buddy