Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
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Button_x 0
Wow. What a girlfriend. I remember moderating this. XD
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
keetlover 0
why is there number 1 guess I will be number 1
andyyroxx 20
145- What the hell?
WhyMe1_2_3 0
your girlfriend sounds like a winner...
andyyroxx 20
Sure does. Shy of a 1-year relationship and copping a $200 necklace.
DreMaMa 0
Damn, save that pack of gum you got for your shrine. Btw wish my girlfriend would by me a pack of gum, you lucky dog you
Stephai 0
D: That sucks. Hopes she feels guilty after you showed her the necklace. But at least gum's better than nothing.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I know I'm like 3 years too late, but the gum really wasn't better than nothing...he's allergic to it, and can't chew it...
MakeMeMoo 0
Maybe it's best you may never see her again...
fattypie101 0
ewww no one wants to c your boobs change the pic
Jackal_X 0
Actually I liked her picture a lot, she looks really cute. And I see the nerdy side (batman necklace) plus the awesome name as huge +++ ^_^ @139, I think somethings wrong with you, because this girls one of the hard to find keepers. (and btw, there's not even any cleavage idiot. very decent pic, I'm just really impressed with everything about her.)
UncleverName_FYL 0
May i suggest a Euro trip?
esuriospiritus 0
This is why you don't buy her expensive things until you're engaged.
24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
THC_fml 0
Hmm.... I don't know why, but I get the feeling she either is, or might cheat on you when she's gone.