Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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Flowtastic 16
Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish
jnanderson 16
OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.
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Comments (135)
cchuckcloninger 5
Ouch. Perhaps you could say "Well, I come every time. Maybe instead of faking it you should have told me so we could figure out how you could too?" You could....not that you should?
Matt_Hazard 16
New Jersey, go figure.
BreenahGreen 3
Damn lol
Mylyfesuxs 7
Want some aloe for that burn?!
megcarpy 19
Loooool
martin8337 36
BURN!
Jori_A 5
Who cares if it actually hurts or not you pamper her ass and act like she just got shot or something!! Not to mention it sounds like you need to work on your pleasure skills just saying!
Asstarotte 7
Yeah you had dat comin
Alliance1911 7
LoLs
6FootUnder 11
I would of told her I faked the whole relationship, then would of got up and left that bitch lol.