By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
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Flowtastic 16

Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish

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jnanderson 16

OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.

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cchuckcloninger 5

Ouch. Perhaps you could say "Well, I come every time. Maybe instead of faking it you should have told me so we could figure out how you could too?" You could....not that you should?

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Matt_Hazard 16

New Jersey, go figure.

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Mylyfesuxs 7

Want some aloe for that burn?!

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Jori_A 5

Who cares if it actually hurts or not you pamper her ass and act like she just got shot or something!! Not to mention it sounds like you need to work on your pleasure skills just saying!

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Asstarotte 7

Yeah you had dat comin

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6FootUnder 11

I would of told her I faked the whole relationship, then would of got up and left that bitch lol.

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