By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
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Flowtastic 16

Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish

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jnanderson 16

OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.

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ss_fml 7

Sucks for her. You still had sex though. FHL.

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G_bear24 9

Ummm if your having sex. You might want to show concern or yeah that happens.

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XoAlexxxoX 5

Wow. That sounds like my sex life, only I don't fake them and my boyfriend still gets off and leaves me hanging...and he knows I don't ******. Barely even bothers with foreplay. I guess I'll have to re-train my selfish man. Communication I suppose OP. Especially now that you've confessed to faking.

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Helldemon 32

Your Bio: "hopefully soon a fiancée to a wonderful man" He sounds more like a selfish prick to me.

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cbroady0529 9

Can't really blame her for faking an ******. When your partner is so selfish they tell you to stop faking when you say you're hurt, I imagine they wouldn't exactly be a giver. Of course, you are treated how you allow people to treat you!

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AnitaDick 2

YDI for being a stupid prick. the fact that your little boner is more important than your girlfriend's pain speaks volumes. what a sick ****.

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