By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
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Flowtastic 16

Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish

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jnanderson 16

OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Your girlfriend torched you so hard that I can see smoke rising off your ass from here.

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betty66 3

Any girl who does this, is just doing a huge disservice to themself. When you fake it, you're the one losing out. So, I don't get how this is a burn...

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sammyjanette 17

The OP clearly felt badly about it, or he wouldn't have posted on FML. That's how it's a burn.

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Meld86 12

Most girls fake it. Sad they can't tell the truth

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limabeans101029 20

Well they could just, I don't know, tell their significant other what they want. Then everyone's a winner, yay!

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frizz101 22

Most girls fake it because, even if they do tell their SO, it doesn't mean that they can actually make them achieve ******.

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SwtCherryPie 26

It's what you get for being insensitive.

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wvcheesehead 13

See, sex is a sprint... whoever gets there first is the winner.

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worldclassrager 39

Complete ownage...you walked right into that one...never question your girlfriend they bite back hard...

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