By dumbteacher - 22/11/2010 14:47

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
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greeneyedgoalie7 0

I think she may be mocking you

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

I think she may be mocking you

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cassiesaurus 0

Yeah, she was probably just pointing how how bad your grammar actually was. Just so you could hear it.

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paradocs7 0

Do you have a problem with Arkansas or just an ignorant belief in stereotypes?

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wastland247 0

I agree with 31. You're a dick 21.

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luis420 0

yeah I thought the same lol

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madarchod 0

What is Arkansas? I just heard about Kansas

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Ficklefart 0

hannah1203 i saw your profile pic like 2 months ago and i just now saw it

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morningwoody 0

What's wrong with the sentence? I thought Eminem said that too in the song "don't let them say you ain't beautiful!"

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Chaboigin 0

ur teecher iz stoopid LAWL....wut a ideeot

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avfcfan89 0

why in your description do you tell us your a capt of a soccer team? i mean, no one likes a cocky chode.

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sweeney18 0

Eminems dumb.. so he says those stuff..

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EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4

130 ur dumb

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dabomb1463 0

At least it doesnt swallow like you

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CallMeBloo 31

Yeah, she was probably trying to get some laughs and relieve some stress from having to deal with your poor grades and lack of effort.

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zman1422 3

I agree I think that was a direct quote of you

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CJFeagins 0

dude do you play football for Iowa panthers?! I have a good friend, de'andre vandevender that plays for them

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zman1422 3

no university of Washington, see the huskies logo on the helmet?

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ColdplaySucks 18

Iowa Panthers? Perhaps you mean the Hawkeyes.

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lizzyfizzy 0

yeahh, I really hope she was just mocking you, because that's crazy.

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soupey_fml 0

Other than the fact that it's in dialect, the teacher is grammatically correct. You are not going to pass this class if you are not going to study.

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free2speak 14

I agree. And just because you speak in a dialect doesn't mean you have to write that way. A good friend of mine who is a great writer (in college that is) speaks like he just walked out of a hillbilly town but his grammar in his papers is impeccable. I, myself, couldn't write and speak with that much of a variation.

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Randomlyscrm13 0

Hahaha she dun arnt smart to teach.... Hahaha that sucks that your teacher acted like that... Most teachers need a teachers book with all the answers cause they dont know em maybe next time u should bring that up

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ladyluck82 9

I agree, she is DEFINITELY mocking you! lmao! You ain't goin' nowhere postin' stuff like dat. Learn how 2 spell! dummi!

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OhShuttup 0

same goes for you!

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alexFYL 11

She was probably explaining it in words you can understand.

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DocBastard 38

Before anyone asks, no I am not OP's teacher. Yes, I realize OP said "her," but considering OP's lack of grammar skills, the teacher's gender is surely in doubt.

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ulicksam 0

That doesn't even make sense. Because OP lacks grammer skills he wouldn't know a he from a she?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Good Lord, Doc. Please update the unofficial FAQ to add that bit about sarcasm.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

...I'm not sure how it's possible to misspell a word if it's in the post you're responding to - directly in front of your face. For goodness sake, it's "grammar".

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DocBastard 38

Steff, I know exactly how, but my genteel nature prohibits me from saying it. Foe, the unofficial FAQ has been edited. Too subtle?

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cufaoil 11

#52, I've had a look at the unofficial FAQ.... it's still too subtle.... people just ain't gonna get to understanding sarcasm from that :D

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DocBastard 38

Damn damn damn! If anyone has any less-subtle ways if conveying sarcasm, please PM me. I'll happily take credit for your work. See, that was sarcastic! Or was it...

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cufaoil 11

well, Doc, if sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, the people who don't get it must be expert limbo dancers...

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rattusrattus 18

Well your FML is correct, grammatically. And "ain't" is not a word. So I wouldn't take their advice.

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Dragons_corner 6

ain't is a word but ain't is also a improper word for the sentence. Also I never use the word "ain't" unless it's something like this. I was raised knowing ain't is not a word and then it became a word so it's not a word to me.

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