Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Confession time - FML

Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Spicy

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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Hashtag Not All Men, but quite a few, eh?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Spicy

Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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Simple plan

By Crish - 22/11/2020 05:05 - Italy

Spicy

Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML

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Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

Spicy

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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Bad actor

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Spicy

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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Top comments

Bear_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:36

Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

ATchick_08 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:37

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

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Bear_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:36

Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

kaliko808at702 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:38

PAHAHA condom industry win

DrEaMeR33 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:43

He so got u

ATchick_08 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:37

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

Tucatz 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:40

Good for him. If you're that immature to throw something like that at him- especially if it's untrue- then he's better off without you. And if it is true, you must be a phenomenally bad lay.

brodway_dreamer 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:35

Really now...The boyfriend had to be F-ing the girls before she said that. So she should brake up with him.

Silenthunter 0

Monday 19 September 2011 0:31

Nah, I think they should stay together.

Hansemans 17

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:57

Well the ex-bf could be lying too.

loveleafs16 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:40

Haha ... wow you both are F***ed lol

TJ20 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:44

lol....priceless.

ilyaamex 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:44

lol you got what you asked for

lil_ham1644 29

Monday 11 August 2014 13:37

I'm confused by the wording though. Did she fake the orgasms to piss him off, or did she tell him she faked them to piss him off?

pinaypie 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:47

you really shouldn't be unleashing hurtful words like that. of course, he'll retaliate with meaner words.

djtelekinesis 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:56

he probably gets all three of those other girls off. at least you're not a starfish.

EIDS 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:00

YDTO, moron.

TMNT 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:06

bad move.

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