Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.
RiiOT09 9
at least she was honest, but that's messed up
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Comments (58)
RiiOT09 9
at least she was honest, but that's messed up
sammehsaurus 0
Seriously haha. That's so brutally honest.
Stupified 0
Ydi. My cat could do a better job than you. I couldn't, but my cat eats his blanket out for 2 hours every day, I bet that experience could come in handy...
Toiga 0
I agree 12 your distgusting. No wonder cats run when they see people, it's because of weirds freaks like you. OP you shoulda did the shocker it woulda kept her awake ;) lol
EffinAhole 0
12 win! Where is annoying little Missgrinch when u need her!
aaaahh 0
wtf
starile 19
This became a sick little *********** thread...
CrazyDutch 0
she wasn't honest before.. she's a stupid bitch
chicanangelgirl 0
oh wow.... sorry op....
TheAICore 0
Well at least he respected his girlfriends tiredness and didn't continue. :). right?
angelo8320 0
small tongue?
bailes_o_hay 0
I don't think it's the size that matters when it comes to tongues haha
xgetxbentx 13
tongue size really doesn't matter....at all.
byakkobayliss 2
if you're using it in a way where size would matter, you're using it wrong
idkwhat2sayfyl 4
Please explain this to me
angelo8320 0
small tongue?
PizzaGuy11 0
the tounge twister... dont forget it...
AceArctic 4
American Pie FTW.
04VWR32 6
maybe try an ice cube next time?
hahaalolz 0
that would, er... tickle...
sawkiol 0
No, no, no. What you do is you keep a marble in your mouth. Then u slip it in
HighStakes 0
6th!!!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
High Five
HighStakes 0
High Six
FirstBornUnicorn 0
O dang. That's hardcore.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
6: Your pic makes me mentally add "Hee-yahh!" at the end of each of your comments.
PizzaGuy11 0
SUCCESS!!!
Storm121693 0
i feel kinda sorry for you.
Storm121693 0
i feel kinda sorry for you.
Storm121693 0
i feel kinda sorry for you.
brennboo 3
what's up with all the repeated comments?
Arsonnist 3
That's embarrassing.
EffinAhole 0
Storm! WE GET IT!
HighStakes 0
Ignorance, Shutthefuckup. Please.
christian50 0
hmm... try drawing the alphabet with your toungue?
04VWR32 6
find the clit