Seriously haha. That's so brutally honest.

Ydi. My cat could do a better job than you. I couldn't, but my cat eats his blanket out for 2 hours every day, I bet that experience could come in handy... 

I agree 12 your distgusting. No wonder cats run when they see people, it's because of weirds freaks like you. OP you shoulda did the shocker it woulda kept her awake ;) lol

12 win! Where is annoying little Missgrinch when u need her!

wtf

This became a sick little beastiality thread...

she wasn't honest before.. she's a stupid bitch

Well at least he respected his girlfriends tiredness and didn't continue. :). right?

I don't think it's the size that matters when it comes to tongues haha

tongue size really doesn't matter....at all.

if you're using it in a way where size would matter, you're using it wrong

Please explain this to me

the tounge twister... dont forget it...

American Pie FTW.

that would, er... tickle...

No, no, no. What you do is you keep a marble in your mouth. Then u slip it in

High Five

High Six

O dang. That's hardcore.

6: Your pic makes me mentally add "Hee-yahh!" at the end of each of your comments.

SUCCESS!!!

what's up with all the repeated comments?

That's embarrassing.

Storm! WE GET IT!

Ignorance, Shutthefuckup. Please.

find the clit