Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found...

By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By liv_graham | 7

#5188192 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:52

Fuck your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.

By FizzyApple | 3

#5188216 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:54

One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.

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By NzaHaFML | 13

#5188180 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:50

Next time, try asking your dad what type of soup he's making to avoid this.

isitinmybedroom | 11

#5188188 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:52

That just sounds like a dirty joke

MrSassypants | 32

#5188197 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:52

I disagree. If all people thought that we would have less porn.

kyleekay | 25

#5188287 - Monday 26 November 2012 23:10

1- I think it's less about what type of soup he's making, and more about the type (and quantity) of seasoning that he's using.

thenamestaco171 | 2

#5195872 - Wednesday 28 November 2012 23:00

In my household it is extremely rude to ask what you are having to eat. It shows that you have something you do not want to eat, and therefore waste good food.

ToxicTyrael | 26

#6219512 - Monday 2 March 2015 23:12

#100 where are you from?

By liv_graham | 7

#5188192 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:52

Fuck your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.

BradyT918 | 9

#5188802 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:21

The ash tray is a good choice. But you can never have to much hot sauce. Never

fmfreakinlife | 3

#5189369 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 4:53

It will put hair on their chest. Life happens.

pokefan813 | 16

#5190020 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 7:39

69 - you say that now, but when you are on the toilet, your thoughts will be different.

Meettitan | 14

#5190354 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 9:48

Fuck that; fill their stockings with coal, and don't come out of your room on Christmas.

liv_graham | 7

#5190619 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:39

Do you know how much coal is worth now? If OP wanted to be cruel, they could just give them lint.

By Mrjangleybits | 1

#5188201 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:52

You have am awesome family

louiserosen | 4

#5188250 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:57

No.

OhAidan | 7

#5188475 - Monday 26 November 2012 23:55

How does this even make OP's family awesome?

Acik91 | 26

#5188512 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:07

Well, it could have been an attempt at sarcasm, I guess?

Rosie_Posie43 | 12

#5188561 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:24

If my family made my life seem like a home alone skit... Well hell yeah they'd be pretty awesome

By anythingmustbe | 18

#5188204 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:53

I guess you were in the soup.
But never mind rise from the ashes of defeat and prank your dad back.

Nightwing98 | 22

#5188378 - Monday 26 November 2012 23:36

These puns get dumber every time a new FML comes out.

MrClean17 | 15

#5188510 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:06

"I guess you were in the soup."

This has to be the worst pun I've seen in a while on this site.

Axipiter | 24

#5188564 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:24

The idea is that it's supposed to seem at least somewhat natural, and not like you were trying wayyy too hard. Failure.

cristy91 | 33

#5189200 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:19

51, I'd be careful saying that, someone might take it as a challenge

onlychildFTW | 33

#5190410 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 10:12

Yes, because OP was in soup.

AllyyK | 9

#5190474 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 11:01

#6 ' You were in the soup' Well, atleast you can say you tried. You should probably leave the 'funny' comments and puns to the people who are actually.. Funny?

By Harpy20 | 24

#5188213 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:53

Between that and bugs, cans are always bad news after being left unattended. I would've skipped the can and hit the sink. FYL.

sirpantselot | 22

#5188664 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:56

Also soda is just the worst after spicy food. Mouth burn!!

the_smart_way | 10

#5188708 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:03

What did the sink ever do to you?

PinkieKeen | 20

#5189939 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 6:44

Soda just shakes the hotness around.
Jamaican food.
;-;.

By FizzyApple | 3

#5188216 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:54

One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.

iOceanus | 18

#5188332 - Monday 26 November 2012 23:23

That's...so disgusting...

By chriswright1888 | 10

#5188218 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:54

Your dad sounds like an idiot. You should plot revenge

kyleekay | 25

#5188295 - Monday 26 November 2012 23:11

He's an idiot for using too much hot sauce? He probably put in an amount that he finds enjoyable, and OP just didn't have a high enough tolerance for it... not exactly an "idiot" moment.

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5188419 - Monday 26 November 2012 23:45

No, OP's probably just a pussy with spicy foods.

By VaanBasch | 1

#5188222 - Monday 26 November 2012 22:54

YDI for going for a soda can that you didn't even open yourself.

Alliente | 9

#5188473 - Monday 26 November 2012 23:55

Oh Yeah, He's so in the wrong for trying to put out the flames in his mouth with the nearest open drink that happened to be filled with ash. Lets poor hot sauce down your throat and see how well you fare.