FML : Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the...

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Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Autocorrected / Monday 26 November 2012 20:13 / Philippines - Makati

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By liv_graham | 7

#5188192 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:52

Fuck your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.

By FizzyApple | 3

#5188216 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:54

One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.

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By NzaHaFML | 13

#5188180 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:50

Next time, try asking your dad what type of soup he's making to avoid this.

isitinmybedroom | 11

#5188188 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:52

That just sounds like a dirty joke

MrSassypants | 31

#5188197 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:52

I disagree. If all people thought that we would have less porn.

kyleekay | 24

#5188287 - Monday 26 November 2012 11:10

1- I think it's less about what type of soup he's making, and more about the type (and quantity) of seasoning that he's using.

thenamestaco171 | 2

#5195872 - Wednesday 28 November 2012 11:00

In my household it is extremely rude to ask what you are having to eat. It shows that you have something you do not want to eat, and therefore waste good food.

ToxicTyrael | 26

#6219512 - Monday 2 March 2015 11:12

#100 where are you from?

By liv_graham | 7

#5188192 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:52

Fuck your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.

BradyT918 | 9

#5188802 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 01:21

The ash tray is a good choice. But you can never have to much hot sauce. Never

fmfreakinlife | 3

#5189369 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 04:53

It will put hair on their chest. Life happens.

pokefan813 | 16

#5190020 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 07:39

69 - you say that now, but when you are on the toilet, your thoughts will be different.

Meettitan | 14

#5190354 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 09:48

Fuck that; fill their stockings with coal, and don't come out of your room on Christmas.

liv_graham | 7

#5190619 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:39

Do you know how much coal is worth now? If OP wanted to be cruel, they could just give them lint.

By Mrjangleybits | 1

#5188201 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:52

You have am awesome family

louiserosen | 4

#5188250 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:57

No.

OhAidan | 7

#5188475 - Monday 26 November 2012 11:55

How does this even make OP's family awesome?

Acik91 | 26

#5188512 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:07

Well, it could have been an attempt at sarcasm, I guess?

Rosie_Posie43 | 12

#5188561 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:24

If my family made my life seem like a home alone skit... Well hell yeah they'd be pretty awesome

By anythingmustbe | 18

#5188204 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:53

I guess you were in the soup. But never mind rise from the ashes of defeat and prank your dad back.

Nightwing98 | 22

#5188378 - Monday 26 November 2012 11:36

These puns get dumber every time a new FML comes out.

MrClean17 | 15

#5188510 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:06

"I guess you were in the soup." This has to be the worst pun I've seen in a while on this site.

Axipiter | 24

#5188564 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:24

The idea is that it's supposed to seem at least somewhat natural, and not like you were trying wayyy too hard. Failure.

cristy91 | 33

#5189200 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 03:19

51, I'd be careful saying that, someone might take it as a challenge

onlychildFTW | 33

#5190410 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 10:12

Yes, because OP was in soup.

AllyyK | 9

#5190474 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 11:01

#6 ' You were in the soup' Well, atleast you can say you tried. You should probably leave the 'funny' comments and puns to the people who are actually.. Funny?

By Harpy20 | 24

#5188213 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:53

Between that and bugs, cans are always bad news after being left unattended. I would've skipped the can and hit the sink. FYL.

sirpantselot | 22

#5188664 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:56

Also soda is just the worst after spicy food. Mouth burn!!

the_smart_way | 10

#5188708 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 01:03

What did the sink ever do to you?

PinkieKeen | 20

#5189939 - Tuesday 27 November 2012 06:44

Soda just shakes the hotness around. Jamaican food. ;-;.

By FizzyApple | 3

#5188216 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:54

One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.

iOceanus | 18

#5188332 - Monday 26 November 2012 11:23

That's...so disgusting...

By chriswright1888 | 10

#5188218 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:54

Your dad sounds like an idiot. You should plot revenge

kyleekay | 24

#5188295 - Monday 26 November 2012 11:11

He's an idiot for using too much hot sauce? He probably put in an amount that he finds enjoyable, and OP just didn't have a high enough tolerance for it... not exactly an "idiot" moment.

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5188419 - Monday 26 November 2012 11:45

No, OP's probably just a pussy with spicy foods.

By VaanBasch | 1

#5188222 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:54

YDI for going for a soda can that you didn't even open yourself.

Alliente | 9

#5188473 - Monday 26 November 2012 11:55

Oh Yeah, He's so in the wrong for trying to put out the flames in his mouth with the nearest open drink that happened to be filled with ash. Lets poor hot sauce down your throat and see how well you fare.