By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati
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I disagree. If all people thought that we would have less porn.
#100 where are you from?
Fuck your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.
The ash tray is a good choice. But you can never have to much hot sauce. Never
It will put hair on their chest. Life happens.
69 - you say that now, but when you are on the toilet, your thoughts will be different.
Fuck that; fill their stockings with coal, and don't come out of your room on Christmas.
Do you know how much coal is worth now? If OP wanted to be cruel, they could just give them lint.
You have am awesome family
How does this even make OP's family awesome?
Well, it could have been an attempt at sarcasm, I guess?
I guess you were in the soup. But never mind rise from the ashes of defeat and prank your dad back.
The idea is that it's supposed to seem at least somewhat natural, and not like you were trying wayyy too hard. Failure.
51, I'd be careful saying that, someone might take it as a challenge
Yes, because OP was in soup.
Between that and bugs, cans are always bad news after being left unattended. I would've skipped the can and hit the sink. FYL.
Also soda is just the worst after spicy food. Mouth burn!!
Soda just shakes the hotness around. Jamaican food. ;-;.
One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.
YDI for going for a soda can that you didn't even open yourself.
It was in OPs own house.. I doubt it'd be roofied.
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Fuck your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.
One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.