By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
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Atleast your pullout game is strong OP

That'd be awkward to explain in the hospital. "How did you get the concussion?" "An asshole vacuum cleaner nozzle wanted to square up."

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Dang, you're okay right? These moments happen to all of us, maybe not to this extreme but as long as you're okay. You will hopefully have a great laugh about this later!

Well that sucks... Literally...

That'd be awkward to explain in the hospital. "How did you get the concussion?" "An asshole vacuum cleaner nozzle wanted to square up."

This is why I never clean! You'll never know if you'll end up with a concussion.

This is why you never jerk too hard.

Damn that takes skill, I'm impressed

Goes to show you should always be careful with electrical units and such. If it won't come out don't yank. It'll always fly back at you.

Atleast your pullout game is strong OP

I was literally about to reply with the same thing when I saw your's as the top. Hat off to you

Seems to be good at jerking too

If it makes you feel better, I once tried to grab something off the floor and fell, tearing all the soft tissue off one of my hips.

Definitely a YDI. Obviously if something is that difficult to pull out either try something else or make sure that when it does come out, you don't smash your head into anything.

guess you'll just have to......suck it up XD

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Wanna know the difference between a vacuum cleaner and you? You have to plug in a vacuum cleaner before it sucks.

Maybe a little handheld vacuum wouldn't be too bad of an idea