By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
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A07 48

Atleast your pullout game is strong OP

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xxlittlemsanime 24

That'd be awkward to explain in the hospital. "How did you get the concussion?" "An asshole vacuum cleaner nozzle wanted to square up."

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IndicaPaincakes 28

Dang, you're okay right? These moments happen to all of us, maybe not to this extreme but as long as you're okay. You will hopefully have a great laugh about this later!

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James_is_Mexican 25

Well that sucks... Literally...

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xxlittlemsanime 24

That'd be awkward to explain in the hospital. "How did you get the concussion?" "An asshole vacuum cleaner nozzle wanted to square up."

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EvilTurtle 35

This is why I never clean! You'll never know if you'll end up with a concussion.

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ScarredVox92 16

This is why you never jerk too hard.

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taymichele16 15

Damn that takes skill, I'm impressed

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CommentKing207 23

Goes to show you should always be careful with electrical units and such. If it won't come out don't yank. It'll always fly back at you.

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A07 48

Atleast your pullout game is strong OP

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JamisonB98 16

I was literally about to reply with the same thing when I saw your's as the top. Hat off to you

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SubparAtBest 23

Seems to be good at jerking too

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MDoremis 38

If it makes you feel better, I once tried to grab something off the floor and fell, tearing all the soft tissue off one of my hips.

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NthDakotaBeaches 12

Definitely a YDI. Obviously if something is that difficult to pull out either try something else or make sure that when it does come out, you don't smash your head into anything.

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MRP360 14

guess you'll just have to......suck it up XD

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Scrambled 21

Wanna know the difference between a vacuum cleaner and you? You have to plug in a vacuum cleaner before it sucks.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe a little handheld vacuum wouldn't be too bad of an idea

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