By workaholic - 15/02/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 217
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You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved cock.

Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough

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Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough

Haha what would it look like if you gave a dog a tattoo? Now would be a good chance to find out

For the dog to become an actual naked molerat would be kimpossible

I'm assuming it'd look just like one on a human.. Just on a dog?

I'm assuming it'd look just like one on a human.. Just on a dog?

10: I wonder what it would feel like to have the shit bitten out of you by a hairless cocker spaniel? Giving it a tattoo would be a good way to find out!

Some people do give their dogs and cats tattoos, piercings, and even fuckin plastic surgery. Think about that next time a dog in a sweater vest annoys you. It could be much worse, as there are nuts who take their anthropomorphic fanaticism way further.

Dont let anyone mistake it for a XXL dildo like i did ..

^^^Wtf...

A dildo that vibrates with life?

I did the same thing with my pet rabbit once. Those things are ugly without their fur.

You should change the dog's name to Rufus.

You should change the dog's name to Rufus.

Awe i have an american cocker spaniel too when she gets it cut really short it looks terrible but dont worry it will grow back soon

Awe i have an american cocker spaniel too when she gets it cut really short it looks terrible but dont worry it will grow back soon

Awe i have an american cocker spaniel too when she gets it cut really short it looks terrible but dont worry it will grow back soon

Rat basterd

This would have almost been funny had you spelled "bastard" correctly.

I bet you're gonna say Inglourious Basterds would've been a good movie if the title were spelled correctly...

Tomato potato

Inglorious bastards would have been good anyway, even if it was named "Edward Penis Hands"

xcowboys - That's exactly my point. I'm just pointing out a flaw in the logic that misspelling something automatically makes it not funny.

73 you must live a sad life wow one typo doesn't kill anybody

Bball_boy15 - If you had read what I wrote carefully, you'd realize that I'm saying exactly what you're saying. I'm writing mainly in response to 25.

Luuuucky!

It'll grow back, but when something looks out of the ordinary, and in this case if your dog looks like a rat, i cant imagine your reaction would be like if you saw your dog at night in the dark :S

You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved cock.

She likes her cock(er) nice and smooth. When she rubs that cock(er) it gets excited. I could do this all day.

Yes, you could do this all day but I think all of us would appreciate it if you didn't. Also, nice name #6

Why thank you

Aww, perhaps you would prefer Shih-Tzu jokes instead? Also, I think you speak only for yourself and maybe a few others. The Internet is a vast and varied place where there are plenty of individuals as childish as I am.

Even the pubes??

Yes. Actually that's how it all started. He tried to give the dog a Brazilian, and things went bad from there.

LOL. I would think it went bad at "He tried to give the dog a Brazilian"

If you have one, you my just as well have two. Shave your boyfriend in his sleep. Everywhere.

It's better if you give the boyfriend a full body WAX in his sleep

Well it's still not as great as a naked pussie.

You wanna catch me, you gotta reach me, KIM POSSIBLE!!