By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
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marcranger 28

If it's a girl puppy, then you do have 99 problems of which a bitch is one.

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madskittlesftw 5

Why would he do that..?

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madskittlesftw 5

Why would he do that..?

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winnerme123 8

Because it is smart... Until the vacuum breaks.

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madskittlesftw 5

You'd think it'd start to smell though..

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KeeganFromKent 0

Becuase he's smart, im just jealous i didn't think of it first.

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marcranger 28

If it's a girl puppy, then you do have 99 problems of which a bitch is one.

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yoyoforpeace 14

That is actually a brilliant idea. Invent a better one that doesn't break.

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hama806 19

Thank you OP, you just gave me a great laugh.

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bestnameright 14

What a (you can guess what word goes here ;) situation! Haha but really he sounds like a keeper that's hilarious even if he didn't do it to be funny.

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lonkite101 14

When you said "He's a keeper" it kindve made me think of what you call a relationship. You don't break up with people because of a small thing like that. Now that's idiotic.

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gc327072 30

Did you seriously just use two overused catchphrases (shitty situation & he's a keeper) in a single comment?! Man, what a clusterfuck!

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soullessgingers 0

Seems like a smart one. Tell him to grow a pear and pick it up with a bag.

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LiterOfCola 16

Why would he have to pick up his pear with a bag?

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soullessgingers 0

Pick the shit up with a bag.

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gracehi 31

You don't understand why people are picking on you, do you?

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naughtylez82 4

Ummm pair. There you go and no need to thank me

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Warden1986 16

In the event of a soulless ginger: remain calm, remain quiet, and pray that mighty penguin will come to save the day with ever so defending quietness!

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NeonPopRocks 14

52- Congratz! you win the idiot Grammar Nazi award! Pair generally means two items or objects that are together! And a pear is a type of fruit! No need to thank ME!

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

#27 to him, he thinks they're picking on him for no a-pear-ant reason.

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boofgall 16

57- Your display picture shows up on google if you type in "emo hair". Try it. Nice fake picture!

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

57 - I laughed so hard from how badly you failed, I literally fell off my bed and got the wind knocked out of me. What an experience, haha!

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CharresBarkrey 15

78 - They also say in their info that they're 17, yet their birthday is in 1998. Herp derp. Just give up, 57.

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kenbarbz72 0

That is strangely smart but gross at the same time! I'll definitely take this idea into consideration. At my own risk that is.

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Marrach 7

Oh, yes! Clogging up a vaccuum with the smell of shit everytime you use it! I would've never thought of anything this promising.. -.-

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

I picked up dung with a vacuum. Why worry about engine sludge? *engine sludge and shit pours down on me* It was a Castrol GTX commercial reference. Wasn't funny? Ok. I'll leave

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darkhakai 18

Did you not just read what the end result was?

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copo37 7

Or it could be him using the elephant trunk like attachment for a little r and r. The puppy is just a cover story.

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copo37 7

Does it? I mean to people who are in pain fantasies it could be paradise.

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karkid619 8

Your picture is a car. Are you a transformer?

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copo37 7

Your picture is a tiny man with abnormal hands, are you an ogre?

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KindaFunnyRight 8

Maybe that vacuum was just a piece of shit!

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pbonham 22

That's dumb at it's finest level ^.^

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kittytub 12

well... if we were to get technical, it would be dumbness. and "its", not it's, since dumb is possessing "finest level."

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gmc_blossom 21

13- You just got told by a cat.

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