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I'm alive because they didn't pay the stork enough to drop me.
That doesn't make sense...go sit in the corner.
That's a lesson to all of you, never use a condom you find in a cereal box.
Never eat cereal which contains a condom.
my mother definitely told all 3 of us we were mistakes, while wasted..at my dads family reunion.
69, my mother told me, my brother, and my sister what alcoholic beverage intoxicated her on the night of our conceptions.
I now live on the apartment I was conceived in. They were watching Purple Rain. My dad's words "Well, I was horny and you know how easily suggestable your mother is." Mom's version: I forgot to wear panties and I sat on a bar stool. You're imaculate. Your Sister, well, thats God's will. I would never do anythimg like that. I'm a virgin.
I'm alive. I had no choice in the matter, unfortunately.
Ma'am, is that supposed to be a face of some kind?
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20 - I think it's either drunk or high. Take your pick.
that was cold.
Truth hurts.
At least he's honest :D
Think of it this way: You were one fast and sneaky little swimmer.
The first sperm to the egg usually never is the one that fertilizes it. It's a group effort of many sperm to push one through. Health class
I guess that's a better way to think about it than your mom cheated on your dad without a condom.
We're all champions of the great sperm race
When did I say he was first? I said he was fast. But you and #60 should get together and enlighten everyone else on the basics of reproduction since it seems that you two are the only ones educated on the subject :)
Harsh.
God deemed you worth-having and that's all that matters, regardless of what that human toothpick says...
*Cue incoming comments about religion*
Ok, I realize people on FML are extremely varied in religion, but I hope we all agree life is a blessing, whether that blessing may be in disguise at the time. Thanks for cuing me ;)
Makes me wonder what the 'off-brand' was lol
Harsh but at least hes able to tell the truth ;)
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Most of us are... :)
Think of it this way: You were one fast and sneaky little swimmer.