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#1, no, I was planned, and only regretted years later. I was a good baby and it's been downhill ever since.

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#1 I was also planned in fact I beat some high odds being born a male due to the radiation my dad was exposed to in the Navy.

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I'm alive because my dad hadn't heard of all these new fancy birth control methods... Like pulling out!

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69, my mother told me, my brother, and my sister what alcoholic beverage intoxicated her on the night of our conceptions.

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I now live on the apartment I was conceived in. They were watching Purple Rain. My dad's words "Well, I was horny and you know how easily suggestable your mother is." Mom's version: I forgot to wear panties and I sat on a bar stool. You're imaculate. Your Sister, well, thats God's will. I would never do anythimg like that. I'm a virgin.

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It doesn't necessarily have to hurt.. OP could've asked if they are now happy the condom broke and if he made a positive difference to their lives.

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The first sperm to the egg usually never is the one that fertilizes it. It's a group effort of many sperm to push one through. Health class

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When did I say he was first? I said he was fast. But you and #60 should get together and enlighten everyone else on the basics of reproduction since it seems that you two are the only ones educated on the subject :)

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Ok, I realize people on FML are extremely varied in religion, but I hope we all agree life is a blessing, whether that blessing may be in disguise at the time. Thanks for cuing me ;)

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