By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
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anniebananie 3

A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".

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anniebananie 3

Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.

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anniebananie 3

A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".

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MR_OHCRAP 0

Wow, seriously not funny #1....

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anniebananie 3

Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.

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RitzyHoke 0

That was what I immediately thought of right after reading this FML!

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letitbe56 0

I IMMEDIATELY thought of that joke, too. Come on, moderators! If we've heard it before we're not going to enjoy it that much.

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divineinstrument 2

I haven't heard that joke before ... It's pretty meh I have to say

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stryder 1

um, well im a epic fail because i laughed.

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Gargananana 1

The joke is shit, and the FML is nothing like it except for the words "condom" and "dad."

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XxRocker94xX 0

Unfunny joke is unfunny.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thats the joke I thought of too, the FML is just a new play on this same joke...

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tapesculpture 0

after reading that i kinda wanna shoot myself...D:

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anniebananie 3

Just FYI, I never said the joke didn't suck. I just posted it because it may have been an inspiration for the FML.

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ohcrapitsme 0

lol! Good point. I hate people that say "first"

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Broc 0

Way to waste the number 1 spot... you might as well have just said "first!"

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americayay 0

I agree 1/11. I IMMEDIATELY thought of this joke. FAKE!

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mattmalin11 0

DANGIT!! when i read this one i had planned to post about the joke but you beat me to it #1 / #11

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did_it_4_lulz 0

Being the first comment is THAT important? LAME

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ryguy997 0

at least he thinks you're responsible. but then buying condoms makes you responsible.

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_Noon_ 0

Haha, nice. Especially the super pack part

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nonotme 0

Awesome dad is awesome. A lot of fathers would have raged about seeing daughter's boyfriend buy condoms, but instead, he just says he thinks you're responsible. Not an FML, more like a LML.

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ReasonsToFly 0

I wish my dad were dat coolzz

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ryguy997 0

the fml implies that the dad thought he was happy his daughter had a responsible boyfriend and thought op was another guy who was iresponsible.

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Fire_lights 0

Well of course you're responsible, OP, you got condoms. You're thinking ahead 8D

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Rellakan 0

"Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend" There's something inherently wrong there... Can you see it? Anyway, at least you know your girlfriend's father always looks on the bright side of life! ;) Optimistic father WIN?

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xHaniffax 0

That's exactly what I thought too! costco...romantic....hmmmm

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intotheblue 0

Okay good, I'm not the only one who thought there was something messed up about "Costco" and "romantic"... OP: I think the dad was probably not being sarcastic, which means he approves of you being safe. How on Earth is this an FML???

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whatastory 0

LOL! Costco & Romantic don't belong in the same sentence haha

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ydi_ruuc 0

Oh good, I know I'm not so spoiled that I think costco has nothing romantic about it

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lesabber 18

Yeah! Why would he put it on FML anyways? Its a good thing.

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sacredpoppy 0

Explain why it's bad to buy condoms from costco?

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worldjudge 0

Costco is know for better values for customers who are buying in bulk. OP said he was buying a superpack? what is that? like 144 condom packages? Imagine a daughter's father seeing that on the conveyor.

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kitties_fml 12

you were shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with your girlfriend? ...k

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Pastor_Rich 0

YDI for having sex out of wedlock

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eliz3 0

Welcome to the 21st century my friend. Get over it.

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kitties_fml 12

good call lunaticsol.

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taylorj 0

Hey pastor. You're living in the 21 century. *NEWSFLASH* People have sex before marriage. Get your freakin head out of the bible and get in touch with reality. Just think when you're preaching a sermon that a majority of the teens and young adults there are not virgins.

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blahdsflksfd 0

That doesnt make it right. What does this being the 21st century have to do with the morality of teenagers? Waiting until marriage does not have to be religious, asshole.

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taylorj 0

I wasn't trying to relate waiting till marriage to religion. I know it has nothing to do with it. I just mentioned the bible cause it says pastor in the dude's name. I didn't mean to be so bitchy in my comment above i was just ticked seeing this same comment from the same guy on 3 or 4 different FMLs.

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nathan95_fml 3

Lol bro....let's be honest, majority of people have sex out of wedlock, it's not a big deal....

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cayytee 0

everyone should stop being so rude..you can get your point across without being mean. if this man really is the guy in the picture or a pastor he deserves a luttle more respect than youre giving him, no?

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yasssx3 6

This is the Internet, no one's respectful

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fatcow282 8

Well when you realize having sex with the first thing that moves dosent end well let me know

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unfortunate_13 5

that must have been awkward, but atleast he took it well

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