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By costcocondoms - / Thursday 23 July 2009 05:23 / Mexico
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By  anniebananie  |  3

A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".

By  anniebananie  |  3

Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.

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By  anniebananie  |  3

A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".

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  MR_OHCRAP  |  0

Wow, seriously not funny #1....

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  anniebananie  |  3

Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.

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  Alexgoesfml  |  3

The joke is shit.

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  Gargananana  |  1

The joke is shit, and the FML is nothing like it except for the words "condom" and "dad."

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  XxRocker94xX  |  0

Unfunny joke is unfunny.

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  Broc  |  0

Way to waste the number 1 spot... you might as well have just said "first!"

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  nonotme  |  0

Awesome dad is awesome. A lot of fathers would have raged about seeing daughter's boyfriend buy condoms, but instead, he just says he thinks you're responsible. Not an FML, more like a LML.

By  Rellakan  |  0

"Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend" There's something inherently wrong there... Can you see it? Anyway, at least you know your girlfriend's father always looks on the bright side of life! ;) Optimistic father WIN?

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  intotheblue  |  0

Okay good, I'm not the only one who thought there was something messed up about "Costco" and "romantic"... OP: I think the dad was probably not being sarcastic, which means he approves of you being safe. How on Earth is this an FML???

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  worldjudge  |  0

Costco is know for better values for customers who are buying in bulk. OP said he was buying a superpack? what is that? like 144 condom packages? Imagine a daughter's father seeing that on the conveyor.

By  Pastor_Rich  |  0

YDI for having sex out of wedlock

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  taylorj  |  0

Hey pastor. You're living in the 21 century. *NEWSFLASH* People have sex before marriage. Get your freakin head out of the bible and get in touch with reality. Just think when you're preaching a sermon that a majority of the teens and young adults there are not virgins.

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  blahdsflksfd  |  0

That doesnt make it right. What does this being the 21st century have to do with the morality of teenagers? Waiting until marriage does not have to be religious, asshole.

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  taylorj  |  0

I wasn't trying to relate waiting till marriage to religion. I know it has nothing to do with it. I just mentioned the bible cause it says pastor in the dude's name. I didn't mean to be so bitchy in my comment above i was just ticked seeing this same comment from the same guy on 3 or 4 different FMLs.

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  cayytee  |  0

everyone should stop being so rude..you can get your point across without being mean. if this man really is the guy in the picture or a pastor he deserves a luttle more respect than youre giving him, no?

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