Some things should definitely be kept unsaid!

I agree, #1. OP, I do hope you had/have a loving home despite the recent bad news. Just be glad you're in the world today! :)

It's very common. A lot of people heard this insult during family fight. I wonder how many of us were strictly planned? 20%? 30%??

"you are the lie that lived!" anyone get the reference. sorry op, hopefully he's happy your here now.

Wow, your mum lied about birth control. I f***ing hate women like that. If I were the guy I would of said 'Get an abortion' and left. Unacceptable, shes probably ruined that mans life, just for her selfishness.

How do you think Sherlock?

Hmm well considering he posted this on here.... Kind of obvious, don't ya think?

I didn't know Dr. Phil was on FML

That's the kind of stupid question Katie Couric would ask a person after they were hit by a hurricane.

We could look at thus optimistically or pessimistically: Consider your mothers lie a good omen and that you will have good luck in your future. Or your mother could keep up her lying ways and destroy your credit history forever.

Not with credit karma.com! They'll make sure you know what your credit score is. Even without a credit card number! Haha.

What does this have to do with anything? #39

A horrible attempt at a joke haha. Note to self, don't comment when hung over.

Or ever.

Was meant to be a play on words since his mother lied which in turn gave him life, so his life is technically a lie. Now that I had to explain it though, any humor contained has been lost.

So what he's done in his life is all lies, or he thought he was some other species? His life was unintended but still existed. Cake is a lie, not his life.

Hey just because op was an accident doesn't mean the parents don't love OP now.

My dad told me I was a mistake . i asked him why ? He told me Because the condom broke... ):

But he wasn't an accident! His mom wanted him so much she lied to her husband ... So while it is a terrible move by the mother towards the dad, the kid is still not an accident. Mom loves him!