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  AestheticGuy  |  21

Wow, your mum lied about birth control. I f***ing hate women like that. If I were the guy I would of said 'Get an abortion' and left. Unacceptable, shes probably ruined that mans life, just for her selfishness.

  jjessen  |  20

We could look at thus optimistically or pessimistically:

Consider your mothers lie a good omen and that you will have good luck in your future.

Or your mother could keep up her lying ways and destroy your credit history forever.

  expertsmilee  |  26

Was meant to be a play on words since his mother lied which in turn gave him life, so his life is technically a lie. Now that I had to explain it though, any humor contained has been lost.

  deepunder  |  17

So what he's done in his life is all lies, or he thought he was some other species? His life was unintended but still existed. Cake is a lie, not his life.

  Mightytall  |  35

But he wasn't an accident! His mom wanted him so much she lied to her husband ... So while it is a terrible move by the mother towards the dad, the kid is still not an accident. Mom loves him!