FML : Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By sad - / Friday 26 February 2010 19:17 / United States

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By kyonichii | 4

#895717 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:33

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

By wickidsmaht | 0

#895715 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:32

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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By wickidsmaht | 0

#895715 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:32

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

gorillaz_fml | 0

#895740 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:37

ur probably ugly if the the only tits u see r ur moms

bhangu023 | 0

#895760 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:41

fail

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#895764 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:43

Even if he is ugly, it just means his life truly is F'ed. OP, you're putting the p***y on a pedestal.

nates0210 | 0

#895853 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:06

so... how were they? :)

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#895904 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:25

dude it's not that bad I saw them too. there pretty big. just wait til she shows you "down there" you'll love it and tell ure mom thanks for last night ahaha XD

sublimaze | 6

#895911 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:27

27 yrs old and your greatest sexual adventure is a peek at mom's wrinkled flapjacks? maybe you should change teams

gloogle | 0

#895916 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:28

so i saw my moms breasts when i was a baby and i neraly spit out my milk

jack8765 | 0

#895923 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:31

LOSER

glen12 | 0

#895924 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:32

it's called porn it's a wonderful thing

radmuffin | 12

#895969 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:58

lmao 16 FTW!!

strandedinalimo | 0

#896072 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:42

Don't guys like MILFs? lol

Tripout | 0

#896085 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:50

@ 55 op said the first time in REAL LIFE.

ebababa | 0

#896090 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:51

Am I the only one curious as to WHY THE HELL he was looking at his mom's exposed boobs? cause I can't tell if you mean accidently...or on purpose...

Tripout | 0

#896092 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:52

I'm wondering......HOW did this happen 

reyemrein | 0

#896145 - Saturday 27 February 2010 04:24

As a rule, if your still a virgin by 25, get a prostitiute. Just sayin.

asianwolf | 2

#896240 - Saturday 27 February 2010 05:04

@84 he is getting desperate. ;)

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#896296 - Saturday 27 February 2010 05:23

milf well not rly

pinkorchid88 | 0

#896301 - Saturday 27 February 2010 05:24

poor thing ... ur missing out on so much

Bamfy | 0

#896406 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:15

whatever people your bot supposed to have sexual encounters unto your married........LOLOL does anyone still even beleive in that??

danman91 | 0

#896440 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:26

dude you are going to die a virgin

del_taco15 | 0

#896481 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:38

haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha loser

Shell02 | 0

#896539 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:59

why would your mom show you her boobs?

majones | 0

#896593 - Saturday 27 February 2010 07:22

she obviously felt bad for her son and finally gave in to his constant badgering to see some titties.

Danielt104 | 6

#896633 - Saturday 27 February 2010 07:36

Yeah, I saw my first boobs (that I remember) when I was 5. Take a wild guess who's it was. >.<

Austino713 | 0

#896674 - Saturday 27 February 2010 07:52

Time for a trip to Vegas!! Paging Dr. Faggot!!! Lolz

OneHottBaby | 0

#896718 - Saturday 27 February 2010 08:09

exactlyy hahaa

scarsnstars45 | 0

#896789 - Saturday 27 February 2010 08:40

WoW has destroyed the OP's life, hahaha…poor bastard!

4stringfurioso | 0

#896796 - Saturday 27 February 2010 08:44

I still do! Lol Bible FTW!

drips | 0

#897304 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:39

jus christians lol but seriously how you gunna buy a car with out givin it a test run?? abd to the op your the next 40 year old vergin

drips | 0

#897305 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:41

reply to 144 did it happen to be 141s lil girl friend there lol

goodstuffboro | 0

#897325 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:57

at least u saw tits? if ur moms milfy bonus points

cincyboy | 0

#897393 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:41

you better have been drunk

katrina0_00 | 0

#897980 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:55

I totally do

THEoliveira | 0

#898026 - Saturday 27 February 2010 07:17

i do lmfao why not?

selan_fml | 0

#898154 - Saturday 27 February 2010 08:00

that's just plain sad.........

tjigga | 0

#899638 - Sunday 28 February 2010 06:34

I have a great suggestion. pornhub.com

georgiinaa | 0

#899849 - Sunday 28 February 2010 08:37

yeah..im sure you did.

jamiebuczko | 0

#900121 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:34

Even though those jokes r so old #47, that one was good. *high fives*

autumnanesthetic | 0

#900910 - Sunday 28 February 2010 05:33

thats gross >.<

Fab0luZ | 0

#902573 - Monday 1 March 2010 03:58

Oh God.! I Laughed So Hard I Choked On My Spit.! That's Kinda Gross. . . Were They Saggy.?

kally2010 | 0

#904938 - Monday 1 March 2010 08:25

you could have your own reality show "The 27 year old virgin" !!! lmao

kally2010 | 0

#904943 - Monday 1 March 2010 08:27

that's sad I'm 15 and I've seen a penisyou are almost twice my age and haven't seen boobs ???!?!?! Fyl lmao

willou35_fml | 13

#916777 - Friday 5 March 2010 03:07

lol I recognize myself

Geicogecko | 2

#917654 - Friday 5 March 2010 11:58

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...... except for herpes, that shit wil come back with you.

karatekidcatblue | 0

#965183 - Saturday 20 March 2010 08:36

Do you need a hug?

fyerlife4LIFE | 0

#965695 - Sunday 21 March 2010 09:47

at least they weren't a fat mans boobs

own3ddd | 0

#974086 - Sunday 4 April 2010 10:42

my cousin likes penis

pingpongpickle | 8

#989636 - Sunday 9 May 2010 05:31

wat do you mean you've never seen boobs before? don't you have your own?

joshgaertner | 0

#1126944 - Friday 23 July 2010 06:18

lol @241 there's already a movie similar to ur suggestion "The 40 Year Old Virgin" it's pretty funny

bubbles944770 | 0

#2116655 - Thursday 24 February 2011 02:27

y would u guys ask tht

techweed | 12

#2510803 - Saturday 14 May 2011 09:46

that is the stupidest comment ever

ericherr1 | 7

#2513104 - Sunday 15 May 2011 08:14

your beautiful

By kyonichii | 4

#895717 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:33

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

samantha_durano | 5

#895726 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:34

who doesn't enjoy walking around the house without pants on, that's what I do.

MadaZer0 | 8

#895770 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:44

I'd like to see that... OP: You aren't the only one! Most of my family is made up of girls and I gotta tell you... They REALLY don't mind changing if I'm in the room. So I've seen my cousins change more times then you towards your mom.

iloveloosy12 | 0

#895790 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:49

nice!

kyonichii | 4

#895808 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:52

I'll do it if I'm home alone, but not when other people are around...

locklock | 0

#895809 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:52

for sure

Fedor_is_KING | 0

#895845 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:03

I think me and your mom are in the same club #2.

jellybean120 | 10

#895862 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:10

i used to walk around naked in my apt. all the time until my brother-in-law moved in with us. Now my boyfriend doesn't even let me wear shorts.

kyonichii | 4

#895892 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:20

Hah, reminds me about the time I was around the house in my undies, and then my mother came home.

seeimdee | 0

#896075 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:44

Wow you find panties disturbing for your mom to see? My mom literally begs me to cover up xD

isreal | 0

#896212 - Saturday 27 February 2010 04:53

can I come your house number 6

yankeesfreak | 0

#896969 - Saturday 27 February 2010 09:42

hott!

Ryan778 | 0

#897981 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:55

hey number six why don't we walk around with no pants on together?

DeeBizz | 0

#899381 - Sunday 28 February 2010 04:17

well look at you , I wouldn't trust my brother around you either , haha

BCrazzi | 9

#4473616 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:27

Boy do I know how YOU feel-_-...

By iBrittanyy | 15

#895719 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:33

Pathetic? And sick o.o

kogaluver424 | 0

#895868 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:12

just what I was thinking...

quikwit1212 | 0

#896079 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:47

*COUGHSLUTCOUGH*

ebababa | 0

#896097 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:58

And thats something to brag about? "Gee OP, I can't believe you're probably waiting for the right girl as opposed to just screwing a random skank when you were 14" "as opposed to" may be too big a phrase for you actually. I'm giving you too much credit 78.

Blue_Black_fml | 21

#896397 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:10

well 86, #78 IS THE SKANK..look at the name..yeah losing virginty at 14 is something to proud of, so is contracting AIDS and teenage pregnancy...

samantha_durano | 5

#896421 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:19

I know somebody who lost their virginity last thanksgiving, and they're eleven. and noo, it was not me.

jayjaysmokerson | 0

#896451 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:29

ewwwww to that! 11? Jesus ...

samantha_durano | 5

#896469 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:34

I know! so many sluts in this world.

ebababa | 0

#896532 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:57

ugh, i have an 11 year old sister. WTF. what happened to cartoons and stealing cookies before dinner? I didnt even know what sex was at 11.

samantha_durano | 5

#896585 - Saturday 27 February 2010 07:18

I hope my little sister doesn't have sex at eleven, I'd throw up lol.

truthisRelative | 0

#896695 - Saturday 27 February 2010 07:59

Yeah, I'd be worried. There may be an unfortunate reason she lost her virginity at 11. In other news: ew!

samantha_durano | 5

#896705 - Saturday 27 February 2010 08:03

wait, can humans get nuetered?

osnapp55 | 0

#896717 - Saturday 27 February 2010 08:09

yes its called a vasectamy for males and i forget for humans

osnapp55 | 0

#896721 - Saturday 27 February 2010 08:10

im retarded i ment for women i dont know

samantha_durano | 5

#896732 - Saturday 27 February 2010 08:14

ooh wierd.

higgy6969 | 7

#897242 - Saturday 27 February 2010 12:47

whore

goodstuffboro | 0

#897331 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:02

t#86-great time last nite- everyone said ur a slut but goddamn how's u do THAT!!

By rawr_iliketacos | 0

#895722 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:34

awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.

theian01 | 3

#895755 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:40

Porn wouldn't be in real life.

theian01 | 3

#895895 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:21

Or, in person... >_>

seeimdee | 0

#896083 - Saturday 27 February 2010 03:48

He's watched porn. He said his first time IN PERSON was his moms. Soo yeah.

By kivkiv | 2

#895723 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:34

finally a 1st comment without saying first

By Bewitched_fml | 0

#895728 - Saturday 27 February 2010 01:34

well maybe you should get a hooker?

royals08 | 0

#895930 - Saturday 27 February 2010 02:35

that's what I was thinking.... seriously dude you need to get laid!

jayjaysmokerson | 0

#896472 - Saturday 27 February 2010 06:35

yeah you are soooo right! I mean since he clearly can't convince some girl to willingly do it it's much better for him to force some single mother/poor runaway with daddy issues to f" him so she can feed her child/pay for school/support her drug addiction. so cool I'm sure that's how he imagined the special moment. I mean god for bid he should have to make some type of effort.