Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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kyonichii
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I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
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wickidsmaht
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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wickidsmaht
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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gorillaz_fml
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ur probably ugly if the the only tits u see r ur moms
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bhangu023
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fail
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ImaginaryFoe
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Even if he is ugly, it just means his life truly is F'ed.
OP, you're putting the p***y on a pedestal.
OP, you're putting the p***y on a pedestal.
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nates0210
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so... how were they? :)
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JoshTheMaggot
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dude it's not that bad I saw them too. there pretty big. just wait til she shows you "down there" you'll love it and tell ure mom thanks for last night ahaha XD
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sublimaze
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27 yrs old and your greatest sexual adventure is a peek at mom's wrinkled flapjacks? maybe you should change teams
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gloogle
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so i saw my moms breasts when i was a baby and i neraly spit out my milk
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jack8765
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LOSER
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glen12
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it's called porn it's a wonderful thing
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radmuffin
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lmao 16 FTW!!
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strandedinalimo
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Don't guys like MILFs? lol
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Tripout
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@ 55 op said the first time in REAL LIFE.
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ebababa
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Am I the only one curious as to WHY THE HELL he was looking at his mom's exposed boobs? cause I can't tell if you mean accidently...or on purpose...
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Tripout
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I'm wondering......HOW did this happen
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reyemrein
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As a rule, if your still a virgin by 25, get a prostitiute. Just sayin.
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asianwolf
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@84 he is getting desperate. ;)
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M4V3R1CKR13
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milf well not rly
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pinkorchid88
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poor thing ... ur missing out on so much
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Bamfy
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whatever people your bot supposed to have sexual encounters unto your married........LOLOL does anyone still even beleive in that??
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danman91
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dude you are going to die a virgin
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del_taco15
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haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha loser
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Shell02
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why would your mom show you
her boobs?
her boobs?
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majones
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she obviously felt bad for her son and finally gave in to his constant badgering to see some titties.
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Danielt104
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Yeah, I saw my first boobs (that I remember) when I was 5. Take a wild guess who's it was. >.<
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Austino713
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Time for a trip to Vegas!! Paging Dr. Faggot!!! Lolz
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OneHottBaby
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exactlyy hahaa
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scarsnstars45
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WoW has destroyed the OP's life, hahaha…poor bastard!
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4stringfurioso
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I still do! Lol Bible FTW!
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drips
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jus christians lol but seriously how you gunna buy a car with out givin it a test run?? abd to the op your the next 40 year old vergin
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drips
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reply to 144 did it happen to be 141s lil girl friend there lol
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goodstuffboro
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at least u saw tits? if ur moms milfy bonus points
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cincyboy
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you better have been drunk
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katrina0_00
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I totally do
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THEoliveira
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i do lmfao why not?
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selan_fml
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that's just plain sad.........
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tjigga
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I have a great suggestion. pornhub.com
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georgiinaa
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yeah..im sure you did.
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jamiebuczko
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Even though those jokes r so old #47, that one was good. *high fives*
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autumnanesthetic
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thats gross >.<
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Fab0luZ
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Oh God.! I Laughed So Hard I Choked On My Spit.! That's Kinda Gross. . . Were They Saggy.?
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kally2010
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you could have your own reality show "The 27 year old virgin" !!! lmao
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kally2010
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that's sad I'm 15 and I've seen a penisyou are almost twice my age and haven't seen boobs ???!?!?! Fyl lmao
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willou35_fml
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lol I recognize myself
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Geicogecko
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what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...... except for herpes, that shit wil come back with you.
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karatekidcatblue
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Do you need a hug?
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fyerlife4LIFE
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at least they weren't a fat mans boobs
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own3ddd
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my cousin likes penis
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pingpongpickle
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wat do you mean you've never seen boobs before? don't you have your own?
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joshgaertner
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lol @241 there's already a movie similar to ur suggestion
"The 40 Year Old Virgin" it's pretty funny
"The 40 Year Old Virgin" it's pretty funny
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bubbles944770
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y would u guys ask tht
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techweed
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that is the stupidest comment ever
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ericherr1
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your beautiful
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kyonichii
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I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
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samantha_durano
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who doesn't enjoy walking around the house without pants on, that's what I do.
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MadaZer0
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I'd like to see that...
OP: You aren't the only one! Most of my family is made up of girls and I gotta tell you... They REALLY don't mind changing if I'm in the room. So I've seen my cousins change more times then you towards your mom.
OP: You aren't the only one! Most of my family is made up of girls and I gotta tell you... They REALLY don't mind changing if I'm in the room. So I've seen my cousins change more times then you towards your mom.
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iloveloosy12
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nice!
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kyonichii
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I'll do it if I'm home alone, but not when other people are around...
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locklock
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for sure
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Fedor_is_KING
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I think me and your mom are in the same club #2.
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jellybean120
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i used to walk around naked in my apt. all the time until my brother-in-law moved in with us. Now my boyfriend doesn't even let me wear shorts.
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kyonichii
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Hah, reminds me about the time I was around the house in my undies, and then my mother came home.
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seeimdee
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Wow you find panties disturbing for your mom to see? My mom literally begs me to cover up xD
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isreal
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can I come your house number 6
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yankeesfreak
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hott!
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Ryan778
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hey number six why don't we walk around with no pants on together?
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DeeBizz
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well look at you , I wouldn't trust my brother around you either , haha
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BCrazzi
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Boy do I know how YOU feel-_-...
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iBrittanyy
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Pathetic?
And sick o.o
And sick o.o
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kogaluver424
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just what I was thinking...
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quikwit1212
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*COUGHSLUTCOUGH*
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ebababa
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And thats something to brag about?
"Gee OP, I can't believe you're probably waiting for the right girl as opposed to just screwing a random skank when you were 14"
"as opposed to" may be too big a phrase for you actually. I'm giving you too much credit 78.
"Gee OP, I can't believe you're probably waiting for the right girl as opposed to just screwing a random skank when you were 14"
"as opposed to" may be too big a phrase for you actually. I'm giving you too much credit 78.
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Blue_Black_fml
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well 86, #78 IS THE SKANK..look at the name..yeah losing virginty at 14 is something to proud of, so is contracting AIDS and teenage pregnancy...
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samantha_durano
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I know somebody who lost their virginity last thanksgiving, and they're eleven. and noo, it was not me.
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jayjaysmokerson
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ewwwww to that! 11? Jesus ...
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samantha_durano
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I know! so many sluts in this world.
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ebababa
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ugh, i have an 11 year old sister. WTF.
what happened to cartoons and stealing cookies before dinner? I didnt even know what sex was at 11.
what happened to cartoons and stealing cookies before dinner? I didnt even know what sex was at 11.
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samantha_durano
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I hope my little sister doesn't have sex at eleven, I'd throw up lol.
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truthisRelative
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Yeah, I'd be worried. There may be an unfortunate reason she lost her virginity at 11. In other news: ew!
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samantha_durano
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wait, can humans get nuetered?
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osnapp55
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yes its called a vasectamy for males and i forget for humans
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osnapp55
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im retarded i ment for women i dont know
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samantha_durano
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ooh wierd.
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higgy6969
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whore
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goodstuffboro
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t#86-great time last nite- everyone said ur a slut but goddamn how's u do THAT!!
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rawr_iliketacos
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awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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theian01
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Porn wouldn't be in real life.
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theian01
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Or, in person... >_>
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seeimdee
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He's watched porn. He said his first time IN PERSON was his moms. Soo yeah.
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kivkiv
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finally a 1st comment without saying first
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Bewitched_fml
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well maybe you should get a hooker?
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royals08
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that's what I was thinking.... seriously dude you need to get laid!
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jayjaysmokerson
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yeah you are soooo right! I mean since he clearly can't convince some girl to willingly do it it's much better for him to force some single mother/poor runaway with daddy issues to f" him so she can feed her child/pay for school/support her drug addiction. so cool I'm sure that's how he imagined the special moment. I mean god for bid he should have to make some type of effort.
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sourgirl101
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Or go to a strip club. They have many boobies there to see.
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maskedman
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So we all agree that he should definitely get a hooker.
Coolbeans.
Coolbeans.
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anonymoustruth
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#2: pants? o_O You mean shirt...?
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deadsrs
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Her boobs are located on her legs DUH!
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kyonichii
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No, I mean pants. I was relating to the OP's mental pain of seeing his mother without some article of clothing.
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deadsrs
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Did you at least give her a whistle? She gave you life the least you could give her in return is a slap on the butt?
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Your_Dad
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Faaake. or either your life really is fcked.
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Fedor_is_KING
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What? You never saw your moms tits before?
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ryan_martin
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who wuld want to u twisted fuck?
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Fedor_is_KING
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Loosen your panties moron. If you couldn't tell that was a joke, you're an idiot.
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noahvs67
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lol 117 that was a funny joke
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PandasRtheShit
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27 year old virgin?? Sorry..
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seeimdee
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uhh I'm not sure if you get the picture, it's his MOM. that's like fucking a senior. :0
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bihero
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wats wrong with being virgin ? im a virgin ^^