By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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kyonichii 4

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

26 2
rawr_iliketacos 0

awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.

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gorillaz_fml 0

ur probably ugly if the the only **** u see r ur moms

3 10
ImaginaryFoe 0

Even if he is ugly, it just means his life truly is F'ed. OP, you're putting the p***y on a pedestal.

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nates0210 0

so... how were they? :)

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JoshTheMaggot 8

dude it's not that bad I saw them too. there pretty big. just wait til she shows you "down there" you'll love it and tell ure mom thanks for last night ahaha XD

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sublimaze 6

27 yrs old and your greatest sexual adventure is a peek at mom's wrinkled flapjacks? maybe you should change teams

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gloogle 0

so i saw my moms breasts when i was a baby and i neraly spit out my milk

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glen12 0

it's called **** it's a wonderful thing

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Tripout 0

@ 55 op said the first time in REAL LIFE.

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ebababa 0

Am I the only one curious as to WHY THE HELL he was looking at his mom's exposed boobs? cause I can't tell if you mean accidently...or on purpose...

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Tripout 0

I'm wondering......HOW did this happen 

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reyemrein 0

As a rule, if your still a virgin by 25, get a prostitiute. Just sayin.

3 4
asianwolf 2

@84 he is getting desperate. ;)

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pinkorchid88 0

poor thing ... ur missing out on so much

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Bamfy 0

whatever people your bot supposed to have sexual encounters unto your married........LOLOL does anyone still even beleive in that??

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danman91 0

dude you are going to die a virgin

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del_taco15 0

haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha loser

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Shell02 0

why would your mom show you her boobs?

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majones 0

she obviously felt bad for her son and finally gave in to his constant badgering to see some *******.

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Danielt104 6

Yeah, I saw my first boobs (that I remember) when I was 5. Take a wild guess who's it was. >.<

2 1
Austino713 0

Time for a trip to Vegas!! Paging Dr. ******!!! Lolz

3 1
scarsnstars45 0

WoW has destroyed the OP's life, hahaha…poor bastard!

1 1
4stringfurioso 0

I still do! Lol Bible FTW!

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drips 0

jus christians lol but seriously how you gunna buy a car with out givin it a test run?? abd to the op your the next 40 year old vergin

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drips 0

reply to 144 did it happen to be 141s lil girl friend there lol

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goodstuffboro 0

at least u saw ****? if ur moms milfy bonus points

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cincyboy 0

you better have been drunk

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tjigga 0

I have a great suggestion. pornhub.com

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jamiebuczko 0

Even though those jokes r so old #47, that one was good. *high fives*

0 1
autumnanesthetic 0

thats gross >.<

0 1
Fab0luZ 0

Oh God.! I Laughed So Hard I Choked On My Spit.! That's Kinda Gross. . . Were They Saggy.?

0 1
kally2010 0

you could have your own reality show "The 27 year old virgin" !!! lmao

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kally2010 0

that's sad I'm 15 and I've seen a penisyou are almost twice my age and haven't seen boobs ???!?!?! Fyl lmao

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Geicogecko 2

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...... except for herpes, that shit wil come back with you.

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fyerlife4LIFE 0

at least they weren't a fat mans boobs

2 0
pingpongpickle 8

wat do you mean you've never seen boobs before? don't you have your own?

0 0
joshgaertner 0

lol @241 there's already a movie similar to ur suggestion "The 40 Year Old Virgin" it's pretty funny

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kyonichii 4

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

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samantha_durano 6

who doesn't enjoy walking around the house without pants on, that's what I do.

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MadaZer0 8

I'd like to see that... OP: You aren't the only one! Most of my family is made up of girls and I gotta tell you... They REALLY don't mind changing if I'm in the room. So I've seen my cousins change more times then you towards your mom.

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kyonichii 4

I'll do it if I'm home alone, but not when other people are around...

5 0
Fedor_is_KING 0

I think me and your mom are in the same club #2.

2 1
jellybean120 10

i used to walk around naked in my apt. all the time until my brother-in-law moved in with us. Now my boyfriend doesn't even let me wear shorts.

2 0
kyonichii 4

Hah, reminds me about the time I was around the house in my undies, and then my mother came home.

2 0
seeimdee 0

Wow you find panties disturbing for your mom to see? My mom literally begs me to cover up xD

2 0
isreal 0

can I come your house number 6

0 0
Ryan778 0

hey number six why don't we walk around with no pants on together?

0 0
DeeBizz 0

well look at you , I wouldn't trust my brother around you either , haha

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BCrazzi 9

Boy do I know how YOU feel-_-...

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ebababa 0

And thats something to brag about? "Gee OP, I can't believe you're probably waiting for the right girl as opposed to just screwing a random ***** when you were 14" "as opposed to" may be too big a phrase for you actually. I'm giving you too much credit 78.

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Blue_Black_fml 21

well 86, #78 IS THE *****..look at the name..yeah losing virginty at 14 is something to proud of, so is contracting AIDS and teenage pregnancy...

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samantha_durano 6

I know somebody who lost their virginity last thanksgiving, and they're eleven. and noo, it was not me.

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ebababa 0

ugh, i have an 11 year old sister. WTF. what happened to cartoons and stealing cookies before dinner? I didnt even know what sex was at 11.

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samantha_durano 6

I hope my little sister doesn't have sex at eleven, I'd throw up lol.

1 0
truthisRelative 0

Yeah, I'd be worried. There may be an unfortunate reason she lost her virginity at 11. In other news: ew!

1 0
osnapp55 0

yes its called a vasectamy for males and i forget for humans

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osnapp55 0

im retarded i ment for women i dont know

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goodstuffboro 0

t#86-great time last nite- everyone said ur a **** but goddamn how's u do THAT!!

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rawr_iliketacos 0

awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.

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theian01 3

**** wouldn't be in real life.

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seeimdee 0

He's watched ****. He said his first time IN PERSON was his moms. Soo yeah.

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kivkiv 2

finally a 1st comment without saying first

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royals08 0

that's what I was thinking.... seriously dude you need to get laid!

0 2
jayjaysmokerson 0

yeah you are soooo right! I mean since he clearly can't convince some girl to willingly do it it's much better for him to force some single mother/poor runaway with daddy issues to f" him so she can feed her child/pay for school/support her drug addiction. so cool I'm sure that's how he imagined the special moment. I mean god for bid he should have to make some type of effort.

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sourgirl101 28

Or go to a strip club. They have many boobies there to see.

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maskedman 9

So we all agree that he should definitely get a hooker. Coolbeans.

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anonymoustruth 0

#2: pants? o_O You mean shirt...?

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deadsrs 0

Her boobs are located on her legs DUH!

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kyonichii 4

No, I mean pants. I was relating to the OP's mental pain of seeing his mother without some article of clothing.

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deadsrs 0

Did you at least give her a whistle? She gave you life the least you could give her in return is a slap on the butt?

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Your_Dad 0

Faaake. or either your life really is fcked.

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Fedor_is_KING 0

What? You never saw your moms **** before?

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Loosen your panties moron. If you couldn't tell that was a joke, you're an idiot.

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PandasRtheShit 0

27 year old virgin?? Sorry..

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seeimdee 0

uhh I'm not sure if you get the picture, it's his MOM. that's like ******* a senior. :0

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bihero 0

wats wrong with being virgin ? im a virgin ^^

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