Damned if you do…

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 913
You deserved it 105

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just think, if you stayed bed then you could be that lazy ass that didn't clean up the kitchen. Sometimes there's just no winning.

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Just think, if you stayed bed then you could be that lazy ass that didn't clean up the kitchen. Sometimes there's just no winning.

Devil's Advocate 1

Tell her you had to stretch so you could bang her like a drum. 😉