By TMI - 04/06/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
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You mean your dad talking to you about his balls isn't normal?

Always carry an ipod or some sort of emergency mp3 playing device + some headphones with you. When something like this happens again, put on your Aperture Science Emergency MP3 Device as loud as you can, drifting away in the music, far, far away from the awkward conversation.

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You mean your dad talking to you about his balls isn't normal?

Always carry an ipod or some sort of emergency mp3 playing device + some headphones with you. When something like this happens again, put on your Aperture Science Emergency MP3 Device as loud as you can, drifting away in the music, far, far away from the awkward conversation.

Sounds more like crystal meth than your average MP3 player...

^pretty sure doing meth in front of your dad wouldn't make the conversation any less awkward but that's just my opinion.

A hand full of shrooms might be a better choice for this situation...

40, you're trippin' maann

tweetbaby14 18

tell your dad that's what happens when he puts his testicles on your drum set.

Eew I think I'm scared for life after reading this

You need to grow a pair........... tehe

My grandma takes the time to tell me about her pap smears.

This is my FML. when I submitted it I worded it differently so it has obviously been edited. my dad explained to me that the scar tissue was cause by him not wearing underwear with his jeans. this allows his testicles to sag hence creating the scar tissue. the conversation was akward 1 because I'm a girl 2 because me and my dad have just become close

also I wasn't left alone with him. I never have been. I've only met him a couple of times in person but now we talk on the phone several times a day. he is a really nice guy sometimes he just tells me to much!

#52- Do you mean scared or scarred? I guess either one works......

You call it misfortune, we call it bonding :) Your dad is the epiphany of cool!!

'epitome' not epiphany...

lol. that sucks. id be scarred

Just like their father's testicles.

Well he needed someone to talk with......

Did he take pictures too?

nah I bet 7 was hoping he would get the pics emailed to him. :)

Interesting...yeah I'm lying.

Oh? Was that an attempt at sarcasm? No one would have known if you hadn't specified you were joking. Good job.

he was just trying to make things a little less awkward by starting a conversation... the irony

How close are you and your dad?

Hopefully, closer than his two testis are with each other!