By Anonymous - United States
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

Pierre - Don't do that. If your profile info is accurate, I predict you'll last about a day here before some kind mod banishes you to the depths of Hell.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

You're an impudent, self relishing idiot aren't you? I'm not a tard, I made a bad joke. So what? Also the name is from a band called senses fail who got their name from becoming more in tone with the world in Buddhist beliefs to the point where eventually your 'senses fail'. Keep trying to show off your ugly body to attract guys attention from the annoying word vomit that comes out of your insolent little brain. It's apparently the only thing you have going for you.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

I think OPs parents are a bit strange. But I feel for OP. now you know to turn down invitations for dinner at least. Or maybe bring condoms instead of wine! Haha

  nikamarie  |  6

You guys ever think he might have wanted to spell it like that? You all dont have to go all grammar nazi on everyone 24-7 because seriously no one gives a rats ass that much

By  john443  |  5

Reminds me of that movie, where the nerd father drips water in his wife's condom to see if she poked holes in it, and she did.

Gosh, I can't remember the name of that movie though!

  gracehi  |  31

It wasn't a condom. It was a diaphragm. One of my favorite movies!

"Well I thought someone around here should be having sex with something that doesn't require batteries!"