FML : Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My...

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Sunday 13 February 2011 02:17 / United States

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By Miss_gord | 0

#2077019 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:10

"stupid dog you make me look bad":)

By forthepainx3 | 0

#2077053 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:20

maybe it was your wife and she was blaming the dog? :o

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By Ishki | 0

#2077016 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:09

Clean it up, lazy.

LordXavier | 0

#2077120 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:46

you have a door on your kitchen? Because that's the only place the bitch should
be going!

thehun927 | 0

#2080864 - Monday 14 February 2011 4:23

Win!

By Miss_gord | 0

#2077019 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:10

"stupid dog you make me look bad":)

Kadaj7412 | 0

#2077136 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:52

"Now it's time for Courage the Cowardly Dog show."

MLuckyCapoeirist | 6

#2077145 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:54

In the middle of nowhere! God that show was a bit scary wasn't it? Especially when we were kids...

Kadaj7412 | 0

#2077165 - Sunday 13 February 2011 11:02

Nah, the show was funny. Sailing across nowhere to find a sandwhale and take its accordion.

InnocentLies | 0

#2077171 - Sunday 13 February 2011 11:06

I esp like the art in that show.
:)

derpherp | 0

#2077228 - Sunday 13 February 2011 11:27

I'd like to buy a vowel. O. Is it, Boom?

rhartwick | 0

#2077423 - Sunday 13 February 2011 12:46

I hated that showit gave me nightmares as a kid

ArmedcrackerR6 | 8

#2077779 - Sunday 13 February 2011 14:29

Sounds like it's time to put down Old Yeller if you know what I mean.

Mr_Darkside | 5

#2080442 - Monday 14 February 2011 2:02

that was a great show. the episode Last Of The Star Makers was depressing... :( anyway.... dude u have a smart ass dog

sinnikle | 5

#2089737 - Wednesday 16 February 2011 16:36

It's Doc Gerbil's world, It's Doc Gerbil's world

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3292464 - Thursday 15 September 2011 6:12

that show creeped me out as a kid O.o

iBiteRoses | 22

#3777991 - Friday 23 December 2011 21:55

Me too... OMG I had such bad nightmares about that show... Weird muttations of the characters would chase me around with lethal-looking weapons and kitchen utensils. LOL

By eternalsugarhigh | 0

#2077022 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:10

Wow, your dog must be quite the marksman.

subiedude08 | 17

#5662508 - Saturday 7 September 2013 4:35

Dogs trolling him

By nateb1tch | 1

#2077024 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:10

Or you just blamed the dog..

forthepainx3 | 0

#2077087 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:36

or the dog pulled out a gun and forced him to pull the crap out of it's ass and put it on the floor in THE EXACT SAME SPOT

fthku | 13

#2077528 - Sunday 13 February 2011 13:17

13 That was just beyond not funny.

If you don't teach your dog not to poop in the house, he'll do it. Dogs also like to return to the same spots for these sort of things.
Guess you are stupid.