By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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Miss_gord 0

"stupid dog you make me look bad":)

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forthepainx3 0
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maybe it was your wife and she was blaming the dog? :o

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Ishki 0
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Clean it up, lazy.

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LordXavier 0
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you have a door on your kitchen? Because that's the only place the bitch should be going!

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Miss_gord 0

"stupid dog you make me look bad":)

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Kadaj7412 0
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"Now it's time for Courage the Cowardly Dog show."

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6
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In the middle of nowhere! God that show was a bit scary wasn't it? Especially when we were kids...

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Kadaj7412 0
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Nah, the show was funny. Sailing across nowhere to find a sandwhale and take its accordion.

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InnocentLies 0

I esp like the art in that show. :)

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derpherp 0

I'd like to buy a vowel. O. Is it, Boom?

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rhartwick 0
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I hated that showit gave me nightmares as a kid

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

Sounds like it's time to put down Old Yeller if you know what I mean.

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Mr_Darkside 5

that was a great show. the episode Last Of The Star Makers was depressing... :( anyway.... dude u have a smart ass dog

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sinnikle 5
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It's Doc Gerbil's world, It's Doc Gerbil's world

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EvilCupcake8361 9

that show creeped me out as a kid O.o

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iBiteRoses 22

Me too... OMG I had such bad nightmares about that show... Weird muttations of the characters would chase me around with lethal-looking weapons and kitchen utensils. LOL

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Wow, your dog must be quite the marksman.

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subiedude08 17

Dogs trolling him

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nateb1tch 1

Or you just blamed the dog..

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forthepainx3 0
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or the dog pulled out a gun and forced him to pull the crap out of it's ass and put it on the floor in THE EXACT SAME SPOT

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fthku 13

13 That was just beyond not funny. If you don't teach your dog not to poop in the house, he'll do it. Dogs also like to return to the same spots for these sort of things. Guess you are stupid.

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oliver86 8
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the dog obviously hates you

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MarineWifey88 3

Your dog hates you. Give it more treats.

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Hotness1 0

My dog pisses in the same spot in my patio. I think because that spot is always clean he keeps going back their.

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CrystalAngel 0
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Wow... Smart dog O:

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forthepainx3 0
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maybe it was your wife and she was blaming the dog? :o

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WesleyS1 0

lol i was thinkin the same thing,she would be the bitch now lol

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cheex87 0

guess your dog is not your best friend.

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