DUDE! WTF?

By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

Sora_fml 0

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

Comments

How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

Remember this as a lesson. Peer Pressure is BAD!

so? did you have hot gay roleplay sex in the car?

His name might have something to do with it

Sora_fml 0

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

RT_fml 0

Sitting in traffic sucks. You may be registered as a sex offender now though for exposing yourself in public. Almost happened to my buddy who had to take a piss in the streets of beantown.

EcceNemo 0

...how could you have possibly thought that was a good idea?

lycania 0

Wow... this is exactly why I think this country is screwed...