By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Spicy
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 391
You deserved it 274

Same thing different taste

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and now hes got something with your scent on it to jerk off into later great move :P

Fighting back was the right thing to do. Can you imagine what would have happened if you had just cowered? Good job!

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and now hes got something with your scent on it to jerk off into later great move :P

on a serious note, hope your ok try not to go around there alone,hes prob there often

EmDizzle2007 28

your sense of humor is advanced.

Fighting back was the right thing to do. Can you imagine what would have happened if you had just cowered? Good job!

Did he get your backpack? But more importantly, did he finish?

Susan Yee 9

Now you have to burn your backpack.

EmDizzle2007 28

Did you informed about this incident to your dad?

In the spirit of mortal kombat: finish him. In whichever way that pleases you or him...

Zan 16

need more scandalous details....