Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

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Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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GamerChickxoxo 16

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Thursday 30 May 2019 3:06

and now hes got something with your scent on it to jerk off into later great move :P

Iamthebanzai22 20

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Thursday 30 May 2019 6:45

Fighting back was the right thing to do. Can you imagine what would have happened if you had just cowered? Good job!

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GamerChickxoxo 16

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Thursday 30 May 2019 3:06

and now hes got something with your scent on it to jerk off into later great move :P

GamerChickxoxo 16

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Thursday 30 May 2019 3:19

on a serious note, hope your ok try not to go around there alone,hes prob there often

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 30 May 2019 20:03

your sense of humor is advanced.

Cheryl Castilleja 4

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Thursday 30 May 2019 6:39

I’m sorry that happened to you!

Iamthebanzai22 20

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Thursday 30 May 2019 6:45

Fighting back was the right thing to do. Can you imagine what would have happened if you had just cowered? Good job!

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 30 May 2019 8:50

Did he get your backpack? But more importantly, did he finish?

Susan Yee 9

Thursday 30 May 2019 9:16

Now you have to burn your backpack.

MamaChey 23

Thursday 30 May 2019 10:50

Game of Throwns

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 30 May 2019 20:02

wtf is any of this????

Velan Saravana 2

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Thursday 30 May 2019 22:59

Did you informed about this incident to your dad?

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Friday 31 May 2019 3:40

In the spirit of mortal kombat: finish him. In whichever way that pleases you or him...

Zan 16

Friday 31 May 2019 4:36

need more scandalous details....

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