"pick me up" as in try to get a date

i dont understand this...

#5 Oh okay.. now that makes sense. Thanks ;)

that guy hit on her while waiting for ambulance? I don reAlly get it too.

He was hitting on her instead of helping the guy in the crash, when she wanted help. Definite FML. Keep up.

omg he hit you?!/!?!?!?! I smell a lawsuit

17, haha that's what I thought. he's ridiculous. but I'm doubting if such post is true.

Lol woops I read it wrong, hit on you, I got it.

guys Another Car Pulled Up.... so a guy was driving past and saw her there and thought she was cute so he pulled over and hit on her while she was trying to help the injured person that crashed

YDI for being attractive

^^ found some competition ehh?? lol

78 she's married :(

maybe op is a guy?

The poster means flirt, not assaulted. In which case, i do not smell a lawsuit.

lmfao

he's hitting in her. she's obviously attractive.

He could just have REALLY, REALLY bad taste.

true

I don't get it

What does it matter?

how do you c ther picture?

That's cruel and unnecessary

Oh man.. your pic's hawtt

I disagree

I disagree aswell

I think she's adorable. I wish I could pull off short hair.

Wouldn't talk steelers with your bieber hair.

I disagree as well. She isn't "hawt" She's gorgeous/adorable. :]

not all men, some are reasonable.

short hair? where?

shed be pretty if she got a bit more tanned

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with my attractiveness being debated on FML. Kitty time.

hawt? yes?... you wanted me? ;)

so is your picturrrre! stfu anti-flood I'm not a spammer

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

*stands up* Oh! No-- not me. I just have to go to the bathroom. *shuffles off*

nice pi douch bag

I'm confused too . :/

I know. They were overly dramatic with the "to my horror" part.

try putting yourself in that situation & just think, would the first thing on your mind be "maybe I can get off on that guy while he's unconscious!". I think the FML is concerned with the fact that while she was stressing about trying to help someone who could be fatally injured, at the same time as fending off a guy with such disgusting moral values as to ignore the casualty & try to get into her pants instead

don't waste your time explaining fmls to duckfaces

you are either oblivious to the entire thing or just stupid she went out to help the guy who knocked out while the other guy just wanted to get her number then get laid

at first i though it said te guy started to hit her...

LOL duckfaces?!?!? where do people come up with these names?!?

how's that bad? are you a lesbian???

maybe he was an ugly person

I agree with 83 you must have missed almost the whole fml

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God, you know, it would be kind of respectful to do anything except hit on the woman that's the only one trying to help somebody that really does need help. If he was thinking about anything else than his penis, he would know what to do, like, giving help (if that was possible) or be supportive and worried, or something like that. But hitting on her is so wrong on so many levels. I am also trying to imagine the situation. Woman: 'Oh, yes, finally, somebody to help me! Look, this man is unconscious, I already called the ambulance, but do you know something that might help him now? I am so worried, and don't know what to do...' Man: 'You have nice eyes. Woman: '...sir? This person needs help, look, he's unconscious, his car is totally wrecked, we need to do something!' Man: 'We can go to my appartement, if you want...' Woman: 'Look, I'm not interested in you, I only want to help this man, he needs it. Man: 'Yeah, I can see you're a little stressy. A beautiful girl like you would like to go the movies with me, for a nice, romantic movie, and then you would calm down, and later on, we could go to my appartement for a little chat.' Woman: 'Leave me the **** alone!' Men: 'You have nice boobs. I want to drive you to the cinema, if you wants' And so on, and so on... Definitly a FML

#40 - you left out the part where he sees that she's annoyed and offers her a shoulder massage.

LOL xD

Only a woman could suggest that "being supportive and worried" is any sort of help. The sad truth is that there most likely was nothing that they could do until paramedics arrived. Also, the odds that the conversation was actually anywhere near as retarded as in your example are rather remote.

^ this x eleventy plus, you shouldn't have moved him unless his car was on fire.

Agreed

It's an FML if you're alone in a situation where there's unwanted attention from some asshole who could easily rape you.

RedPillSucks has got it, I'd say. If I were in the situation, anyway. Which, I have been in similar situations, and it's annoying and stressful. OP, FYL, I guess as they say, no good deed goes unpunished. You were trying to do a good thing, that other guy is a douche.