Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
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Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
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Top comments
kbecks87 16
So...a girl was honest with you about what she wanted from her evening? ...poor you?
WCARlover 35
Some girls want to go to a club without having some guy they don't know dancing up on them. Crazy concept, huh?
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Comments (45)
my2centsworth 15
"What is love Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more"
Bluepies 24
Obviously she has every right to say so, but it still sucks getting rejected. I feel ya, OP.
Britt125 16
So she wasn't paying attention to you and was looking away but you just went and started dancing with her anyway? That's creepy, dude. No wonder she doesn't want to dance with you.
AussieGirl92 0
wow a girl rejecting a guy! How dare she have the right to say no to someone :/
sweetpotato301 7
You obviously weren't dancing WITH her if she had to turn around and tell you to go away. One of the worst things on a night out is a guy who just starts dancing behind/against you without you even knowing he's there
slythwolf 2
You don't just start dancing on someone, you need to make some form of eye contact first to confirm if it's too loud to ask.
artistswife 19
If you start "dancing with a girl" behind her, you're not dancing with her. You're just pervin' with her.
shadowl 11
You say 'dancing with', but she had to turn around to face you? A big no-no for me if I don't know the guy. Try face to face dancing next time.
interesting33 37
Fair enough to feel upset I think but she was right to tell you. Really look at body language in a club or ask 'is it ok if I dance with you or would you rather dance as you were?' as a lot of girls have guys dancing with them and they don't want that but don't feel able to say.
annalily5 28
Yah, girls generally don't suddenly like some random dude coming up behind us where we can't even see them and suddenly grinding their semi into our ass. Make eye contact, and if you get a positive response go over and say hello *from the front* before you start dancing with her.