Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
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Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I pulled up to a party/house rave. I was told there were a decent amount of women there. I guess they'd all left by the time I arrived. The only girl I saw there was my ex-girlfriend, who left me without a trace last month, dancing with a bunch of guys who were all physically way bigger than me. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I went to a party where a girl I like was there. I wanted to dance with her. She rebuffed me and said, “Consent matters.” Later on, I saw her grinding with another guy she'd just met. So apparently “consent matters” with me, a friend of two years, but not for a complete stranger. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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tonyDlolli 0
maybe her period was more important than you
EMZIIE 0
Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?
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EMZIIE 0
Whoa..... did you dance alone anyway?
AlexZB 0
then do what everyone else does, go to people while dancing, and then make it awkward for them
0neiric 0
At least it wasn't an ugly chick
dabears1011234 27
At least it wasn't an ugly chick who said no!
JarJarBinks_fml 0
This is when you know you're not good looking. But hey, luckily looks aren't everything
amy397123 0
Reality check, Yes they are. Sad, but true.
heyhoe_fml 0
unfortunately they are until people hit the late 30-40 mark
rakkan56 0
i agree with 10 and 23, sadly, no one gives a shit about your personality anymore, looks ARE everything to be honest. which sucks for alot of people
ohforfucksake 0
Thats because you are ugly...F your life.
tonyDlolli 0
maybe her period was more important than you
markymark1429 8
OP - all of the sudden? wtf
jomo111 5
#4 that was original and funny (my applause)
redbluegreen 40
"I guess that's a good thing, because I'm not very comfortable dancing with another guy." Seriously, if she's going to diss you, isn't it fair game to say something back? That is, unless you've graduated out of middle school. But you don't dance. Right?
friedpwnadge 25
Hey man if your friends don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
Razox 4
aww cheers.
HugBunny 0
awww thats pretty sad dude, getting owned by some hot chick. fyl
HurriKaty 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh, boohoo. Your life is over. Teenage Drama FMLs for the lose. I No'd this in the moderation queue.
lovesthesun 0
agree! boohoo she was a bitch. that happens! next time go pick a girl and don't wait for one to pick you!
curryndricegirll 0
if i weren't already convinced this was written by a twelve year old girl, her username is a song from high school musical. OP, fail.
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
intimacy is a word not just a name of a song, and why do you know its a song from high school musical
Saromo 0
#22 You just miscartied. Twice.
dunabunk 0
I don't dance is the user name it's from High School Musical 2
lmfaowww 0
what do you want? her to urinate all over your lap while you dance? she could've been meaner.
R0flCopter 0
Fail