By IcantDance! - United States - Daphne
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
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  TheMathMajor  |  26

Wow, I totally skipped a line in the FML and read "a really cute girl asked me to dance, and I said okay" so I thumbed you down because I thought "she didn't force him to do anything." but then I went back and saw my mistake.

  TBelle4Ever  |  15

I think there are only a handful of people that are naturally good at dancing. The only kind of dancing I do is stepping back and forth and snapping with each step.

  kyleekay  |  25

18- You hit the nail on the head! I volunteered to a booth for the online high school I previously worked for once, and it was at a teen's dance in Tucson. The kids were dry humping, making out, and basically having sex on the dance floor. I felt that if the cops showed up, I would've been arrested for child porn. It's sad that adult dance clubs are really no different.

  SammyS2012  |  21

My mom and I deduced that in the future, dancing will be having sex on the dance floor. People are already having sex with clothes on the dance floor; in a couple of years, the clothes will be off.

My wedding reception is going to be strictly waltzing. I will not have dry humping at my wedding. I've already avoided school dances because of the "grinding".

  gc327072  |  29

That's what I don't get. If I was doing that.. Well I think I'd want to be alone with them, if you know what I mean....

"...we don't make no party out of lovin..."

  SammyS2012  |  21

They mean that, by being Hispanic, they have salsa dancing and Marege (have absolutely no idea how to spell that), as opposed to just rubbing each other's bodies. You know, fun dancing?

By  alexhaz64  |  4

Hey, just have fun with it. If she can't appreciate you and your terrible dance moves, she doesn't deserve you. Women like guys with confidence, so you should really just let loose and dance!