Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
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Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
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kbecks87 16
So...a girl was honest with you about what she wanted from her evening? ...poor you?
WCARlover 35
Some girls want to go to a club without having some guy they don't know dancing up on them. Crazy concept, huh?
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Comments (45)
cats1234 15
So what? You think you had the right to dance with her or something, women are not there for your entertainment... Some boys are disgusting!!
mt21mt 15
Dancing is stupid anyways...
kbecks87 16
If that girl had danced with you, out of obligation or fear or niceties, then excused herself to go home alone or with a guy she was actually interested in, you'd be calling her a tease right now, saying she should have just been up front about what she wanted. Seriously...WTF was she supposed to do?!?
Ms_Monster 6
I'm sorry you got rejected, but I'm in agreement with everyone in saying that it's probably less to do with you, and more to do with a stranger just started dancing closely behind her. Close enough that she knew you weren't just dancing near her, and was actually trying to dance with her. I can only speak for myself, but I think others will agree that a man will 100% of the time stand a much better chance by striking up a conversation with me.
Sonjuro 7
Trying to play devil's advocate here. While I DO think the unknown dancing behind the back was messed up, I think the fml may have been less about the rejection and more about how it was said. I read it like "ugh, gross, I'd rather dance with literally anyone else, even alone". Could be wrong, and OP still deserves it anyway because of how he went about it, but it goes against how many of the comments are acting.
sweetpotato301 7
Doubt she was saying that. She probably just genuinely wanted to dance by herself instead of with some creep.
Carbabe629 0
I agree with the guys here some girls are mean and idiots and make it impossible for guys to approach them
Iamleftout 1
Rejection sucks but you should have either offered to dance with her first or tried talking to her and getting to know her first to see if she is interested or not.