By marcranger - 13/12/2016 02:20 - United States - Silverthorne

Today, I stopped to get gas on my way to work. It snowed over the weekend, so there was mud everywhere. When I tried to jump over a giant puddle by my door on my way back into the car, I went too high, bruised my shoulder on the doorframe, and rebounded ass-first into the puddle. FML
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OP here. The only additional points I haven't covered in my responses are: 1. I have a high-clearance SUV and low athletic ability. Since I managed to jump high enough to hit the top of the doorframe, I was pretty impressed with myself once I cleaned up! 2. This is my third published FML. 2 out of 3 have taken place at gas stations. This is clearly a sign that I need to sell my car and move to...uh...somewhere that doesn't have cars or something.

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AyeJay101 25
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You know, the memo was to not let the door hit you on the way out...

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mermaidkeels 26

Puddle: 1 You: 0. Make sure you let that puddle know you're not one to mess with for the next encounter.

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dblogic 19

Sounds like something I would do! Sorry OP!!

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Welshite 39
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It doesn't matter how much you try, a puddle will never be denied.

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fmyinternet 13
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That would have gotten mad views on YouTube... too bad no one was recording

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marcranger 28
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Too bad my (muddy) ass!

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AyeJay101 25
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You know, the memo was to not let the door hit you on the way out...

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marcranger 28
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The memo said nothing about the way in, though.

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mermaidkeels 26

Puddle: 1 You: 0. Make sure you let that puddle know you're not one to mess with for the next encounter.

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TheGhostyy 0
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That's a good story to tell your coworkers in order to cover up the big brown spot on the back of your pants OP. Hopefully they all believed it!

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marcranger 28
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I was wearing black pants...wouldn't have covered the smell, however. Luckily, I was able to call in and make sure I had someone covering me for long enough that I could go home and change. Even more luckily, the gas station cashiers felt sorry enough for me (or were appreciative enough of the laugh I gave them) that they donated some rags I could use to protect the seat from the sludge.

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xercister 19
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I see you watch Peppa Pig too...

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marcranger 28
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I do not, but I gather I may have to sue the writers for copyright infringement of my life?

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cootiequeen4444 11

Sounds like you jumped into the car the wrong way. you only have so much space to enter so if you must jump in, pretend you are a dog and the door frame is a flaming hula hoop. or a rocket going towards a target. Otherwise, 11 out of 10 times, you will fail miserably and bystanders will laugh at you. you would deserve the laughing if there was any, however I don't think you deserve a muddy bum or bruised shoulder. In pretty sure everyone as attempted leaping into a car at least once. And, as such, failing to succeed at least once. trial and error OP, trial and error!

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OhPuhleeze 23
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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lee47_fml 6

they make boots for just this situation. Boots allow a person to not hit the doorframe with your shoulder while avoiding butt plants in puddles. If water, mud is higher than boots call in stranded

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marcranger 28
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Boots still track mud into the car. Nasty-smelling, mud in this case.

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marcranger 28
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That comma should've been after "mud," not "smelling." Don't type and not do caffeine, kids.

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