FML : Today, I stopped to get gas on my way to work. It snowed over the weekend, so there was mud everywhere. When I tried to jump over a giant puddle by my...

Today, I stopped to get gas on my way to work. It snowed over the weekend, so there was mud everywhere. When I tried to jump over a giant puddle by my door on my way back into the car, I went too high, bruised my shoulder on the doorframe, and rebounded ass-first into the puddle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

marcranger says more :

OP here. The only additional points I haven't covered in my responses are: 1. I have a high-clearance SUV and low athletic ability. Since I managed to jump high enough to hit the top of the doorframe, I was pretty impressed with myself once I cleaned up! 2. This is my third published FML. 2 out of 3 have taken place at gas stations. This is clearly a sign that I need to sell my car and move to...uh...somewhere that doesn't have cars or something.

By marcranger / Tuesday 13 December 2016 02:20 / United States - Silverthorne

Transportation

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By AyeJay101 | 25

#6723650 - Saturday 17 December 2016 1:28

You know, the memo was to not let the door hit you on the way out...

By mermaidkeels | 25

#6723657 - Saturday 17 December 2016 1:52

Puddle: 1 You: 0. Make sure you let that puddle know you're not one to mess with for the next encounter.

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By dblogic | 19

#6723644 - Saturday 17 December 2016 1:01

Sounds like something I would do! Sorry OP!!

By Welshite | 39

#6723645 - Saturday 17 December 2016 1:04

It doesn't matter how much you try, a puddle will never be denied.

By fmyinternet | 13

#6723646 - Saturday 17 December 2016 1:04

That would have gotten mad views on YouTube... too bad no one was recording

marcranger | 28

#6723720 - Saturday 17 December 2016 4:33

Too bad my (muddy) ass!

By AyeJay101 | 25

#6723650 - Saturday 17 December 2016 1:28

You know, the memo was to not let the door hit you on the way out...

marcranger | 28

#6723732 - Saturday 17 December 2016 5:15

The memo said nothing about the way in, though.

By mermaidkeels | 25

#6723657 - Saturday 17 December 2016 1:52

Puddle: 1 You: 0. Make sure you let that puddle know you're not one to mess with for the next encounter.

By TheGhostyy | 0

#6723660 - Saturday 17 December 2016 1:59

That's a good story to tell your coworkers in order to cover up the big brown spot on the back of your pants OP. Hopefully they all believed it!

marcranger | 28

#6723749 - Saturday 17 December 2016 5:50

I was wearing black pants...wouldn't have covered the smell, however. Luckily, I was able to call in and make sure I had someone covering me for long enough that I could go home and change. Even more luckily, the gas station cashiers felt sorry enough for me (or were appreciative enough of the laugh I gave them) that they donated some rags I could use to protect the seat from the sludge.

By xercister | 19

#6723661 - Saturday 17 December 2016 2:00

I see you watch Peppa Pig too...

marcranger | 28

#6723733 - Saturday 17 December 2016 5:16

I do not, but I gather I may have to sue the writers for copyright infringement of my life?

By cootiequeen4444 | 11

#6723684 - Saturday 17 December 2016 3:01

Sounds like you jumped into the car the wrong way. you only have so much space to enter so if you must jump in, pretend you are a dog and the door frame is a flaming hula hoop. or a rocket going towards a target. Otherwise, 11 out of 10 times, you will fail miserably and bystanders will laugh at you. you would deserve the laughing if there was any, however I don't think you deserve a muddy bum or bruised shoulder. In pretty sure everyone as attempted leaping into a car at least once. And, as such, failing to succeed at least once. trial and error OP, trial and error!

By OhPuhleeze | 23

#6723792 - Saturday 17 December 2016 9:31

¯_(ツ)_/¯

By lee47_fml | 6

#6723846 - Saturday 17 December 2016 14:03

they make boots for just this situation. Boots allow a person to not hit the doorframe with your shoulder while avoiding butt plants in puddles. If water, mud is higher than boots call in stranded