Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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raisinbam 13

You shoulda just kept walking past her. She woulda felt stupid after that.

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RaggleFrock 13

Friends can laugh at other friends its part of friendship. If you can't have a laugh with your friends it would be a pretty boring group of friends.

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howdeedoo 22

OP isn't laughing with his friends; they're laughing at him. There's a difference

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RaggleFrock 13

I'm sure you've never laughed at a friend who wasn't laughing with you. It will turn into a 'remember that one time when...' Stories and he will laugh about it eventually. Nothing like getting your ego kicked in the nuts.

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seandoc 13

#6: Either way, laughing at a friend's mistakes and injuries just show that you have a sense of humor. Chances are that OP two minutes earlier said to all of his friends "Watch me pick up this chick and dance with her."

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verkaderk 9

His friends sound like typical friends... Do all you and your friends do is sit around and play chess while talking about politics and literature?

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CrookedCook 14

how can anyone be good friends if they can't laugh at each others expense? it's a common thing to do.

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RvidxrKlvn 8

I've said this once and i'll say it again. You think OP's friends are assholes for laughing at him but here you are, on a website based on the shitty misfortunes of others.

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sens3sfailing 24

When you trip and fall, friends ask if you are okay and help you up. Your best friends laugh hysterically.

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xicebearx 8

Maybe she had a boyfriend who was somewhere else in the club at the time.

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raisinbam 13

You shoulda just kept walking past her. She woulda felt stupid after that.

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kthxbie 10

Exactly, or just laugh and walk up to another girl close to her. That much confidence isn't good for anyone :)

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Satosway 5

I would`ve, except she was standing against a wall and there was no one around her...

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JustThatGuy_ 4

Yeah, then accused her of being full of herself.

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seandoc 13

Either she has bad taste, or you look like a behemoth.

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cmayer 20

Pretty sure behemoth just means something big..

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HortonThelephant 15

No means yes!! Wait..yes..erm no...uhh.....what point was I trying to make??

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sens3sfailing 24

I thought they had a good point: that they are an idiot.

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AllThatHit 7

My bad I thought no meant yes

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robo_thunder 13

Should have ignored her and asked her friend instead. That would have made her feel real dumb.

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taka805 10

I like your style... That would have for sure made her feel foolish.

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hamncheeseinit 6

Her friend is ugly

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sens3sfailing 24

You are superficial. I find a girl I am in love with more attractive than any other women in the world. Emotions>appearance

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JoeGrant 12

79- as true as that is, emotions being more important than looks, that doesn't really apply at a club...how could OP know any females there personally, especially the one he went up to. So in this case, looks kind of mean everything.

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subwaysurfers 13

Tell her you were going to ask the girl behind her to dance.

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PipingMouse 14

Wow, that was rude. Feel sorry for you, OP. That must have been embarrassing.

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klovemachine 24

Her loss, OP. There are many more fish in the sea :)

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sens3sfailing 24

Kanye West, who let you on here? You gay fish!

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