Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
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Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML
Today, whilst I was setting up a room for a paediatric first aid course, some of the students arrived. At that precise moment I dropped one of the dolls, and for whatever reason, the first words out of my mouth were, "Oops, I killed the baby." Death glares ensued very quickly. FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML
Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML
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strandedinalimo 0
Both good to know.
shananigans 0
Haha. Coworker win.
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Comments (180)
shananigans 0
Haha. Coworker win.
amatayo 0
i'm not going to say any names but why is this same person is always in this site. God do you do anything besides troll Fml. wow
Flamp1 0
it's hard not to since YOU POST SO MUCH... go outside, you're allways on this site
lilubird 0
I think you lie. an hour a day. me thinks you sit and hit that poor refresh button till the app lags up and you have no choice but to close and restarting the app. it's sad :(
makii_fml 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
loludeserveit 0
obviously, ur on the site as much as she is, to see all her comments. alot of people have been commenting all nite. so you should stfu and eat a donkey dick, and like it.
yessirfosho 0
You obviously read just as many FML's and comments as the person you talk about since you know they are always here. So you spend just as much time on this site. How're you any better?
NyteMayr 0
I agree with snicker, she is cool than you sad *****...god I dislike everyone bashing eachother here.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Blaaakely had a good point: if anyone else posted the comments snick did, no one would care. The bashing is getting boring as none of it is original or particularly amusing... "You comment too much." "Grammar nazi." "Ginger." "Bitch." "No one likes you." Who has less of a life - the girl who is reading and commenting on FML just like the rest of us or the people who search out a young girl's comments just so they can talk down to and about her? Move on already!
AlmothePirate 0
snickerdoodles, there needs to be a "who cares?" button for all your comments. I don't care if it's not much of an FML, it was funny as hell, and I enjoyed reading it. stop being so damn nitpicky and STFU. everyone hates your comments, in case you haven't noticed.
Gimmedat 0
Snick, FML is for everyone's amusement, not for you to bitch about all the slightly non-funny ones. I would have been really embarrassed had this happened to me.
katrinasomething 0
I actually look forward to Snickerdoodles' comments XD I find them refreshing.
KYTRwerepyre 0
@22 agree she's awesome and when she argues with people its hilarious how most of the time they think up random stuff and insults to see if it gets her... it doesnt she's awesome!!! you rock snickerdoodle!s!!
strandedinalimo 0
How is that a good thing? lol I kid.
CallMeHush 1
Well you can't save them all and the damn kids are always underfoot.
astro_plastic 0
I would have thrown the baby at that co-worker's gullet and proclaimed "AND THATS HOW YOU WIN."
jdub28 0
^ WIN for a great usage of gullet and proclaiming the win..
XDNurse 0
perfect! and ur really pretty
jdub28 0
how do you know I am pretty? I haven't posted a pic yet... I know you weren't talking about me, but I couldn't resist.
astro_plastic 0
Well shucks! Much appreciated. And maybe they were talking about you, Mr. Question mark. You're quite mysterious. You make me wonder. And you're curvy.
bella2011 0
hahahahahahahahhhahag this one is quite amazing. aha. mmm awesome
padlarf 14
CPRS rarely saves lifes ;(