lmao agreed

What a douche bag you are sir. Bravo.

That is so evil actually. Just imagining how she feels makes me sad

that's terrible!

pshh rude. she's gonna cut you.

don't want to be off topic, but why is every girl on FML so beautiful?

Wow... thinking before speaking is not really your strong suit then?

40- It's because a good bit of them steal pictures of other, more attractive girls than themselves, off of the Internet. 'Tis the truth.

lmao 6 totall win

wow op u are a dick! way to go on being a dumbass think about what u say next time retard.

by the looks of you're picture so are you. only to yourself

why would you even say that in the first place? just cause she was shaking a box? weird

you look like such a douche

cuz its not their pictures :3

Says the douche with no pic, and 420 in their sn. Damn potheads need to stop wasting peoples time. :D Go sneak a toke, rip a bong, light up an apple, roll some blunts. :)

#40 (and #48)--the reason why the girls on FML look so beautiful is because they're 40-year-old men who know how to paste url codes. 'Tis the truth.

26 you are very beautiful

67 exactly!!

67 is sexy.

dolt

I'm a girl, and I just look creeper in my photo which is 100% me.

^^^ there is no god

what the hell OP! why would you even joke about that? what kind of freak jokes about dead babies?

DYI you stupid anti abortion activist

fake pics?

OP really isn't a dick, I'm sure most people have done something like this. OP - FYL a little because you have to feel like an ass but mainly F the other person's life for the bad memories. I knew a person that lost her child..she was devastated.

agrees idk why he wouldve said that in the first place but accidents happen

y wud be there a baby in a box?

What should have happend as soon as the comment was replyed to... I would have denied ever mentioning a baby and said I was just quoteing JT's SNL skit Dick In A Box. :)

36, you can have my baby :).

ahhhhhh good one 115! it made me remember tht skit!

I Agree with 67. WTF?

36 nice bon qui qui reference(:

117, I refer you to eharmony try it out.

There are actually tons of dead baby jokes. Ideally, one would get past it in middle school, but you still hear the occasional drunken college co-ed crack one out and think it's hilarious.

No kidding! Apparently thinking before speaking doesn't apply here.

u r a bitch

there is a book onthe subject of dead baby jokes. not my taste seeing as I want to be a mom.

not only tharbut that's soo wrong

Nice one OP. YDI for not thinking before you acted...

#101 I recall a certain family guy episode.... I believe the song was "prom night dumpster babies" haha hysterical

I favorites this

lmfao

the 7th season of ER had an episode about this. gave me chills.

Might I mention that babies are rarely kept in boxes?

Talk to her and apologize. Wow don't you love putting your foot in your mouth.

That's why you think next time :P

dude look at cha usa name, i think he's pissin himself rightnow

Yeah, you have problems if a baby being in a box is your first thought. o__o

u dick head. thtz so rude. apologize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

This

ur very pretty!

I'd plow

Aparently OP does. :I

What's worse than 10 babies in 1 box? 1 baby in 10 boxes!

Haha, laughed for about one (1) minute! That comment was hilarious!

Haha 89 i laughed untill i stopped

lol I know that joke:p but I say " what's funnier than five babies in one dumpster? one baby in 5 dumpsters"

five babies in five dumpsters?

How do you get 10 dead babies into a bowl? - A blender. How do you get them out? - Tortilla chips

ding!

that doesn't. even make sense 1 baby in 10 boxes

Haha

"You're" and "butthole".

33 made me laugh

I think it's funny how everbody corrects everybody elses spelling on here. I seriously doubt people are going to look at this and say "Oh, you spell butthole that way!" and next time spell it correctly. I say this as someone who hates misspelled words. it's just a waste of time.

everybody* else's* say,* It's* >.<

hahaha kid just got ass raped.

Interesting reaction. Bad timing.

Oh my god.

Weak.

lol

^ because of u I will have nightmares!!! 

Lame attempt at funny and you got the joke wrong... A mother goes to see her baby in the newborn section. She waits behind the glass as the nurse goes over to his cot. She picks up the baby and starts to carry it over and then she drops it, the mother goes wide eyed when the nurse picks up her baby and slaps it around to get the dirt off. She then tosses the baby to the mother while shouting "APRIL FOOLS, he was a Stillborn!!" Still OP, congrats on making that woman hate you for the rest of your life. I hope for your sake she never becomes your boss.

I take it that you weren't loved as a child?

Yeah good old black humor : )

I thought it was funny...

haa 13 I can totally see that on family guy. like Bonnie has the baby. and that happens, lol. or just a classic family guy clip.

omg lol that's horrible yet interesting... :p