By almost jobless - 11/7/2012 18:26 - United States
Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML
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My child is considered a toddler but I still refer to her as the baby... There really is no indication of age. My daughter could stand at 5 months when she was clearly still a "baby"

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  MrSassypants  |  32

Well, there is, but you are just using the definition incorrectly. A baby is defined as a very young child; one newly or recently born. A toddler is described as a child between the ages of one and five. There you go, madam. Now you never have to misuse the term. Now you can use these terms correctly, or like me, correct people who misuse it. :)

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  Shrike  |  22

*All hail the grammar Nazis. Thank you for trying to save the English language from being repeatedly raped by illiterate morons.

But I see how easy that typo is to make, anythingmustbe, so I'm not going to bust your balls too badly. You're welcome.