Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML
Today, whilst I was setting up a room for a paediatric first aid course, some of the students arrived. At that precise moment I dropped one of the dolls, and for whatever reason, the first words out of my mouth were, "Oops, I killed the baby." Death glares ensued very quickly. FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML
Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML
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strandedinalimo 0
Both good to know.
shananigans 0
Haha. Coworker win.
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Comments (180)
derschadenfreude 5
as opposed to sixteen year olds not her age?
alyssadapsycho 7
@20........ LOL!!!
gymnastgirl44 0
SNICK'S A TROLLLLLL
lonelyniceguy 0
He shouldn't have said "And that's how you save someone." in the first place. The success rate of CPR is staggeringly low, something like two to four percent. In fact, most websites about manual resuscitation will tell you straight out that it almost never works. Even my EMT instructor told us this.. Plus OP started a sentence with "And."
XxRayRayxX 0
dude he was kidding, get a since of humor
AlcaSMT 0
And that's how a baby kills you.
guitarman81 0
This is an MLIA. I don't really think it's an "eff my life" situation there. Embarrassing maybe, but funny.
yeahreally 6
LMFAOO thats funny, an fml? debatable.
drewu261 0
your weight is debatable
Twichl 4
it's not that bad, just roll with it.
drinkmoxie 0
That's Not a FML that's a funny story you tell with your friends or your friends tell your new girlfriend or boyfriend. If yo tripped and hurt a real baby that would be an FML or if the dummy broke and you had to pay to have it replaced.