Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML
Today, whilst I was setting up a room for a paediatric first aid course, some of the students arrived. At that precise moment I dropped one of the dolls, and for whatever reason, the first words out of my mouth were, "Oops, I killed the baby." Death glares ensued very quickly. FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML
Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML
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strandedinalimo 0
Both good to know.
shananigans 0
Haha. Coworker win.
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Comments (180)
bebz_fml 0
hahaha @20
cboisen10 1
ydi for being an arrogant prick
lettertjes 0
And then you both had a good laugh and your life (or even your day) was not ******.
Ancients 8
That co-worker is awesome.
TempestJones 0
@ Snick... I agree with the who cares button, but not in this case. I thought this one was really funny, personally, and atm it probably did feel like a fml moment for him... 99% of the fml posts aren't really fml, but more of... Wow.. suckage/funny!
TempestJones 0
@ Everyone else... Seriously, I partly agree that it does seem dumb to be THAT nit-picky and harsh on all the FML's, but your doing the same thing about her comments. If you don't likem, don't read them for crying out loud. @OP ROFLMAO.... Truely wish I could see it on Youtube!!!! This is totally going in my fave's!
SarahhBabi 0
not really an FML... it's funny though :]
Pilla33 0
wow snickers for once you actually made sense...we def need a who cares button
blaaaaakely 0
I haven't been on fml for long, but I've yet to see a post where someone isn't bashing on snickerdoodles. If anybody else had made that same comment, I doubt it would have been a big deal. I agree that she is a bit anal about grammar and somewhat obnoxious at times, but she sure does seem to get a hell of a reaction out of all of you, and honestly I'm sure she loves the attention. For a sixteen tear old girl, she's pretty damn good at getting people all worked up over uninteresting, lame comments.
loludeserveit 0
I think everyone( with the exception of blaaaakely, cuz she's not a culprit) should hop off snick's dick( using that figuratively, of course). I actually agree with her. it's not an fml, and he didn't deserve it.